Here's what you do. It's a simple 2-step process to awesomeness:
1) Organize all the players in the system at the NHL/AHL level by point totals; most being at the top. Make one for offense and one for defense.
2) Go down the list chronologically until the NHL roster is filled; send the rejects to the minors or trade them away or whatev's.
Who cares how much experience they have, if they're scoring - even if it's in the AHL - they should be in the big leagues. There are a lot of guys up here now who don't even seem to give a crap that they're NHLers. If they don't want to play like it, ship their asses out.
Sarcasm right? It's tough to tell sometimes with this being the internet and all. Cause this is bat sh!t crazy.
It's sarcastic right now but if the team keeps playing like garbage I don't think anything is crazy.