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I've never smoked a pole nor do I want to.

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My son(3 years old) says to her "Cat in the Hat, what a fag" and some how I'm in trouble!?

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My son(3 years old) says to her "Cat in the Hat, what a fag" and some how I'm in trouble!?


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Some people want to smoke pole and feel akward when other people say they don't want to.

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I always thought beer was supposed to go skunky after a year or two. But I decided to crack a couple of ambers that I hadn't touched for a year and a half, and they're surprisingly good. Better than they were new, I think.

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I always thought beer was supposed to go skunky after a year or two. But I decided to crack a couple of ambers that I hadn't touched for a year and a half, and they're surprisingly good. Better than they were new, I think.


If you buy enough of the Bob's 47 to be able to store some for a year, you'll find the same thing. I've got one bottle left from last year's run, and I'm not drinking it until I get my hands on a fresh case.

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The only thing better than putting 4 regular mento's in a warm bottle of Diet coke, is convincing someone else that 4 regular mento's in diet coke is quite tastey.

The only thing better than convincing someone that 4 mento's in a bottle of diet coke is tastey, is being a safe distance (say 20-30 feet) away when the person adds the mentos....



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Repeal-56a wrote:
The only thing better than putting 4 regular mento's in a warm bottle of Diet coke, is convincing someone else that 4 regular mento's in diet coke is quite tastey.

The only thing better than convincing someone that 4 mento's in a bottle of diet coke is tastey, is being a safe distance (say 20-30 feet) away when the person adds the mentos....

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When someone is trying something new they always say "you are going to be the guinea pig." What the (Frank)? I assume this means that they are attempting to use a metaphor that it is a scientific experiement. But c'mon. Everyone knows that scientists dont use guinea pigs. They use RATS. I guess its alot cuter to say that people are going to be the guinea pig than the rat.

However, if you are a fat italian and someone says that you are going to be the "guinea pig" you need to seek immediate legal counsel.


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While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.


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While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.


Wouldn't that technically be late summer or early fall.

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While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.


Wouldn't that technically be late summer or early fall.


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While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.


:lol:

I'm embarrassed that it took me a second to understand.


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