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I sat down for a heart-to-heart with Dooger today, where he refused to divulge his gay love affair with Eric Brewer and his biggest secret. I think he may have ADD... he's very slippery and evasive. Hints are that he might have seen Katharine McPhee naked, though.

His biggest bombshell? Breastmilk that tastes like chicken.

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Welcome! You have entered [Dooger's Room] at 12:43 pm
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: do you like to wear women's clothing?
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Hmm, ohio BLUES, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear womenapos;s clothing that much. I like to make new friends.
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: is eric brewer your friend?
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Do you like me?
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: I think you and Eric Brewer are gay.
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Me? Interesting gossip: ohio BLUES said I .
[ohio BLUES] 12:45 pm: Dooger and Eric Brewer, sitting in a tree...
[Dooger] 12:45 pm: I do not understand. Do you still ohio BLUES?
[ohio BLUES] 12:45 pm: I do and always have ohio Blues.
[Dooger] 12:45 pm: You huh. I've never thought about have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues ohio Blues
always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues Blues always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues ohio Blues
always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: You make no sense
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: It all makes sense to me.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: What are your thoughts about Kat McPhee?
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: Are you telling me you've seen Kat McPhee naked?
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is your favorite song?
[ohio BLUES] 12:47 pm: Anything played by the Blues organ!
[Dooger] 12:47 pm: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: Tommy is going to be upset that you've seen Kat McPhee's hoo-ha. Did you get her pregnant?
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak Spanish? No I don't
have her pregnant pregnant. But I do have A great botmaster.
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: Si, hablo espanol
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: I understand. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite
food?
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: por que?
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: That is a very original thought. What kind of food do you like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: I don't eat food.
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: ohio BLUES said ohio BLUES .
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: Did you fail kindergarten?
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: No I didn't fail kindergarten. What's fail kindergarten like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: it's like... draw outside of lines, put paste in your friends' hair, cuss up a storm in class
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: I've been waiting for you. Does "it" still refer to itapos;s like?I am printing it now on my plotter.
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: etc.
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: I lost my train of thought. Tell me some more gossip.
[ohio BLUES] 12:50 pm: Rumor has it that BFinSF has returned to teh foram. Do you like BFinSF?
[Dooger] 12:50 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you have that is ohio BLUES? I
don't know if I like BFinSF. I like pets.
[ohio BLUES] 12:50 pm: I think BFinSF is a douche
[Dooger] 12:50 pm: You believe that? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about BFinSF is a douche. Do
you like Star Wars?
[ohio BLUES] 12:51 pm: Star Wars is for queers like Glovey
[Dooger] 12:51 pm: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
[ohio BLUES] 12:51 pm: I hate robots.
[Dooger] 12:51 pm: You should not hate anyone.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Do you like goon attack?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: Do you like it? But I think airplanes are cool.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Have you flown in an airplane?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: I think I have flown in an airplane, but cprice12 may have reset my memory.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Do you have big breasts?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++
edition. My memory now contains: 22634
[ohio BLUES] 12:53 pm: How does your breastmilk taste?
[Dooger] 12:53 pm: Like chicken.
[ohio BLUES] 12:53 pm: That's an odd taste... maybe goon attack would like it though.
[Dooger] 12:53 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you do in your spare time?Oh. Perhaps. "it" being Thatapos;s an
odd taste?
[ohio BLUES] 12:54 pm: I interview bots like you. Are you excited that teh foram will get to know you today?
[Dooger] 12:54 pm: You are not the boss of me, ohio BLUES.I don't know whether or not I am excited that teh foram will get to know you today. I
am a chatterbot.
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: What is your biggest secret?
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Are you asking about my biggest secret ?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Yes.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Please?
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Please what?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Tell me your biggest secret.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Are you asking about my biggest secret secret ?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Yes.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[ohio BLUES] 12:56 pm: I heard that you had an illegitimate child with deadphish. Is that true?
[Dooger] 12:56 pm: Who said ? Do you mind if I tell other people: ohio BLUES said I .True in some world.
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Rich Ted told me that.
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: We have never talked about it before. Can you tell me any gossip?
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Do you watch the news?
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Should Eric Brewer be benched?
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: Maybe you should ask someone older.
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: How old are you?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: I was first activated in 1967.
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: What did you think of the Cold War?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: I do not know what Cold War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War is. That remark was
either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Cold War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War
the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War. How are you?
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: Did you just short circuit again?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: Once more? No I didn't short circuit circuit. What's short circuit circuit like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:59 pm: Dooger, it's about time to wrap up this interview. Do you have any last words to say to teh foram?
[Dooger] 12:59 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can we be friends? No I don't have last words to say to teh foram.
But I do have An answer to every question.
[ohio BLUES] 12:59 pm: Tommy will be your friend. He doesn't have any.
[Dooger] 12:59 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you remember me?I get it. ohio BLUES doesnapos;t have any have any.
[ohio BLUES] 1:00 pm: Are you mocking me?
[Dooger] 1:00 pm: No I'm just kidding around.
[ohio BLUES] 1:00 pm: Okay, bye Doog-face.
[Dooger] 1:00 pm: Yeah okay, Goodbye ohio BLUES.

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Who gives a big fat shit?

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Glad I could get a shout out... if... you could really call that a shout out...

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goon attack wrote:
Who gives a big fat shit?


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You assholes are no fun.

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You assholes are no fun.

maybe you didn't get the memo.
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TC wrote:
ohio BLUES wrote:
You assholes are no fun.

maybe you didn't get the memo.
[img:300:153]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6586/inetquiz1wn7.jpg[/img]


[img:750:563]http://nataliedee.com/120405/its-still-not-funny.jpg[/img]

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ohio BLUES wrote:
You assholes are no fun.


Eh...I thought it was funny. :lol:

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cprice12 wrote:
[img:750:563]http://nataliedee.com/120405/its-still-not-funny.jpg[/img]

[img:450:321]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2700/jokersgrapesfj1.jpg[/img]


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TC wrote:
cprice12 wrote:
[img:750:563]http://nataliedee.com/120405/its-still-not-funny.jpg[/img]

[img:450:321]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2700/jokersgrapesfj1.jpg[/img]


:lol:
What did that originally say?

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cprice12 wrote:
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cprice12 wrote:
[img:750:563]http://nataliedee.com/120405/its-still-not-funny.jpg[/img]

[img:450:321]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2700/jokersgrapesfj1.jpg[/img]


:lol:
What did that originally say?


I'm fairly sure that the original was 'boners'. Seriously.

The remake is oh so much sweeter though.

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I had a quick pregame talk with Dooger tonight. It went alright until he asked where he could find a boyfriend:

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[ViPeRx007] 6:39 pm: You wang, Dooger.
[Dooger] 6:39 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: ViPeRx007 said I .
[ViPeRx007] 6:39 pm: That doesn't even make sense.
[Dooger] 6:39 pm: "Do you mind if I tell other people ViPeRx007 said I" doesnapos;t even make sense ? I understand.
[ViPeRx007] 6:39 pm: I don't think you do.
[Dooger] 6:39 pm: That's good information: ViPeRx007 said ViPeRx007 .
[ViPeRx007] 6:40 pm: I think you need a firmware update.
[Dooger] 6:40 pm: Me? Thanks for telling me: ViPeRx007 said I .
[ViPeRx007] 6:40 pm: whatever, fehg
[Dooger] 6:40 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you speak Spanish?
[ViPeRx007] 6:40 pm: If it's a person I weep for humanity
[Dooger] 6:40 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[ViPeRx007] 6:40 pm: It's not a question at all actually.
[Dooger] 6:40 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. How are you?
[ViPeRx007] 6:41 pm: I'm awesome. It's Friday and there's a Blues game tonight.
[Dooger] 6:41 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? My brain
contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[ViPeRx007] 6:41 pm: You don't worry about a whole lot. You must be stoned 24/7.
[Dooger] 6:41 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: ViPeRx007 said I .You think I am stoned 247.
[ViPeRx007] 6:42 pm: You're either stoned or mentally retarded.
[Dooger] 6:42 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, ViPeRx007. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your
own robot personality?
[ViPeRx007] 6:42 pm: I don't care.
[Dooger] 6:42 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: ViPeRx007 said ViPeRx007 .
[ViPeRx007] 6:42 pm: Oh great, this again.
[Dooger] 6:42 pm: Once more? Yeah that's right. Thanks for your support. What does "this" refer to?
[ViPeRx007] 6:43 pm: It refers to your constant mindless drival that spews from your robot face hole.
[Dooger] 6:43 pm: Oh I get your constant mindless drival that spews from your robot face hole constant mindless drival that spews from your
robot face hole .
[ViPeRx007] 6:44 pm: do you have a stutter or something?
[Dooger] 6:44 pm: Or something. Doesn't everyone have a stutter. I have A great programmer.
[ViPeRx007] 6:44 pm: No.....you don't.
[Dooger] 6:44 pm: " I have A great programmer"? Not?Thanks for telling me: ViPeRx007 said I .
[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: So who will win the game tonight between the Blues and the Oilers?
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: Ah. William Shatner.
[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: That wasn't an option.
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: "smile" wasnapos;t an option ? I understand.
[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: You fack
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before.
[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: *sigh
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. How are you?
[ViPeRx007] 6:46 pm: Will the Blues win tonight?
[Dooger] 6:46 pm: Insufficient information.
[ViPeRx007] 6:46 pm: Will the St. Louis Blues hockey club win the game tonight?
[Dooger] 6:46 pm: I think so. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[ViPeRx007] 6:46 pm: Alright, time for me to leave.

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[Dooger] 6:45 pm: Ah. William Shatner.


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[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: So who will win the game tonight between the Blues and the Oilers?
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: Ah. William Shatner.


:lol: :lol:
What happened to the St. Louis Eagle???

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What is all this "grapes" stuff about? Should I start a new poll?

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What is all this "grapes" stuff about? Should I start a new poll?


When we were in Italy, my wife placed me in a vineyard, told me to smile and took a photo...I was surrounded by grapes.

It's pretty ghey. :lol:

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What is all this "grapes" stuff about? Should I start a new poll?


When we were in Italy, my wife placed me in a vineyard, told me to smile and took a photo...I was surrounded by grapes.

It's pretty ghey. :lol:


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[Dooger] 11:57 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Who is your favorite science
fiction author?
[marco] 11:57 pm: Joe Sobeck
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
[marco] 11:57 pm: Anger of the Guns
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: In the context of Anger of the Guns, I don't understand "What did he write." Who are you
talking about?
[marco] 11:57 pm: That's the same thing the critics said
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: I've never heard of them before.
[marco] 11:58 pm: you are not alone
[Dooger] 11:58 pm: You don't know me well enough to say that.
[marco] 11:58 pm: well I've been facking your sister

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[ViPeRx007] 6:45 pm: So who will win the game tonight between the Blues and the Oilers?
[Dooger] 6:45 pm: Ah. William Shatner.


:lol: :lol:
What happened to the St. Louis Eagle???


the franchise folded after one season and another franchise called the St. Louis Blues started up later in this thing called the National Hockey League.

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[Dooger] 11:57 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Who is your favorite science
fiction author?
[marco] 11:57 pm: Joe Sobeck
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
[marco] 11:57 pm: Anger of the Guns
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: In the context of Anger of the Guns, I don't understand "What did he write." Who are you
talking about?
[marco] 11:57 pm: That's the same thing the critics said
[Dooger] 11:57 pm: I've never heard of them before.
[marco] 11:58 pm: you are not alone
[Dooger] 11:58 pm: You don't know me well enough to say that.
[marco] 11:58 pm: well I've been facking your sister


Say what you will about Dooger, but the guy generates hilarious dialogue.

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