The hush puppy story is classic.
I have 2 pretty good ones. One time me and Nipsey had a Magnum of cheap ass wine that we won at a raffle down at the bar where I used to work. So, after work we took off down the road and we came up with the idea to give the bottle to a bum because there no way a bum ever got a bottle of wine that big.
[satire]So we drove around WASTED[/satire] for awhile until we found this dude and gave him the bottle. You should have seen how happy he was. It was AWESOME!
The other story isn't as awesome. One time after leaving work in the Loop after a particularly shitty night, this bum accosts me as I'm getting into my car and asks for money. I got real snippy with him and eventually got in his face saying shit like, "Why don't you get a (Franking) job? Why should I go in there and bust ass all night so you can come up and take part of my pay, you worthless pile of (add expletive of your choice)!!!!!"
Fukked up thing about it is that he just stood there and took it all and just stared at me until i was done and then I felt like he was going to shank me. [satire]so I fukken got the fukk out of there and laughed at that miserable waste of space the whole ride home!!!!!!!![/satire]
From that incident on (i was only like 22 or something) i vowed to never go off on a bum again. [satire]I know I do that here a lot, but I mean in person.[/satire]
They are just as easy to ignore and usually a good source of entertainment.
Don't ask me about the time I let a dude in the bar who only had a parole ID card and he stole some chick's purse.