The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:16 pm
by Bernie Federko
So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:23 pm
by kodos
Cabinets? Floors?
More?
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm
by hugedeal
Bernadette.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:37 pm
by Bernie Federko
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:37 pm
by WaukeeBlues
Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie
Go watch some of your old highlight reels?
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:13 pm
by philco_3
No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm
by section319
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:31 pm
by Philo
philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:39 pm
by section319
Philo wrote:
philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm
by philco_3
section319 wrote:
Philo wrote:
philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to hear "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You
BTW Bernie get off that bridge, don't be a drama queen.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:02 pm
by Portland Blues
You can finally pick up that swing shift over at Dirt Cheap.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:19 pm
by BF44
hugedeal wrote:Bernadette.
Amen, bro.....
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:48 pm
by #1ELPBluzFan
You guys are way too tough on Bernie...he's going to fit in well with his new role, and you won't have to listen to him nearly as often....
Win/Win the way I see it!
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:48 am
by Guppy
You still got a job unlike some people
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:14 am
by F Keenan
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 am
by philco_3
F Keenan wrote:
It's that simple?
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:06 pm
by stlbluz
Guppy wrote:You still got a job unlike some people
BTW:
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:31 pm
by rebelmusic
Stop being a bitch and get the job done. I recommend auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:53 am
by theohall
Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie
You get to do the Blue and Gold game LIVE! from Sutter Mills.
Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:03 am
by Bernie Federko
That was part of the negotiation. I came off the bridge if they would give me just one more chance.
