Patrick Kane is a douche

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Patrick Kane is a douche

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http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=287230

So, he is in Buffalo with his cousin and his taxi fare is 13.80. They hand the cabbie 15 bucks, and the cabbie only has 1 dollar in change. So Kane and his cousin decide to beat up the cabbie and take their money back.

Dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that he is willingly in Buffalo, the fact that he would even think of punching a cabbie, or the fact that he wanted change and wouldnt consider throwing the cabbie a 1.20 tip.

Grade A douche. I have instantly lost all respect for the guy.

I really hope there are some missing details here, because this story is pretty pathetic.

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What the hell?

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Sign the cabbie, teach him how to drop the gloves, play him once against the Hawks and let him run rampant against Kane.

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F***ing idiot. When I woke up this morning to the news, I couldn't believe it. I've always considered him to be a little punk, but I obviously like him on the ice. Maybe a felony charge will take some of the wind out of his ego. TWENTY FREAKIN' CENTS!!!!! Dude makes $750,000 a season, and he's going to act like a woman over 20 cents.
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His first beard won't come during the NHL playoffs.
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Ruutu15 wrote:F***ing idiot. When I woke up this morning to the news, I couldn't believe it. I've always considered him to be a little punk, but I obviously like him on the ice. Maybe a felony charge will take some of the wind out of his ego. TWENTY FREAKIN' CENTS!!!!! Dude makes $750,000 a season, and he's going to act like a woman over 20 cents.
Yea, its pretty crazy.

This site has a picture of the cabbie, he is an old man for fucks sake.

http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/local/news ... d_09082009

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Without Adam Burish around to protect him, I'm surprised the old guy didn't put Kane into next week. He should have.
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Wow. I think I am going to call him 20 cent from now on.
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PHUCK PATRICK KANE!
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Ruutu15 wrote:Dude makes $750,000 a season, and he's going to act like a woman over 20 cents.
That's an insult to all Red Wings players...Kane acts more like the annoying 20-year-old punk he is.

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Ruutu15 wrote:F***ing idiot. When I woke up this morning to the news, I couldn't believe it. I've always considered him to be a little punk, but I obviously like him on the ice. Maybe a felony charge will take some of the wind out of his ego. TWENTY FREAKIN' CENTS!!!!! Dude makes $750,000 a season, and he's going to act like a woman over 20 cents.
I don't know about New York, but in the vast majority of states a robbery charge is a presumptive prison felony. Can you imagine that little fruit in the big house? Think he'll find an enforcer there?

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No underage drinking charge to top it off? There's no way he wasn't tanked leaving a nightclub at 4am.

So stupid. Him and his cousin were probably both shitcanned and reacted how drunk people do to stupid sh*t. I feel sorry for his family having to deal with the media calling them off the hook about this.
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I don't care how drunk he was, you don't beat up an old ass cab driver when you are Patrick Kane. If you do have to beat somebody up that is why you have people around you to do that. What a tool, he crys when his coach gets fired then wants to be a badass with his cousin and beat up some old guy.
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I dont think being drunk is any kind of excuse. I have been drunk many a times and have never beaten up a cabbie. You have to be a pretty vile person to assault a 60+ year old man and steal his money drunk or not.

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douche.
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I told my wife about this and she said someone needs to "Oshie" him. I am still laughing my butt off. :lol:

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The EA Sports video game cover boy curse continues!!

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"20 cent" it is.
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