NHL and Stan Lee join to form superheroes o_O

[brynec]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/comics/201 ... 8_ST_N.htm

Each Guardian will have five powers, including one tied to his team. The Calgary Flames representative will have control over fire, for example, and the Philadelphia Flyer can go airborne. They are not being developed from existing mascots.

The Blues have control over putting you to sleep
The Predators have control over mustard
The Blue Jackets keep you warm
The Oilers work for BP
The Kings retire and open a burger joint

Lets see who can come up with the best for each team and if anyone actually gets some right.

[kodos]

Penguin Man will have the ability to control Ping Pong balls.

[kodos]

Devil Man would specialize in traps.

[kodos]

Red Wings Man would have the power to call on Satan to grant him unholy wishes.

[kodos]

Flyers Man would throw batteries.

[kodos]

Avalanche Man would steal all of the amazing powers of another superhero who worked for years to build them up.

[thedoc]

Kingsman will have the power to walk around and say "It's good to be the king"

[dmiles2186]

Coyote Man will have the ability to walk around unwatched and undetected

[DaDitka]

Wildman would have the power to get Andy Murray to wear white skates

[philco_3]

Blackhawkman has the ability to turn young hockey fans into complete douche bags.

[joosforjihad]

This is gonna be a shitty comic.

Starsman would put his foot in your crease. Picture Kodos sig.

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