Let's Go Blues

I am so mad. It was 6:40 when I found out that Andy McDonald and Tom Stillman were going to be at Top Shooters in Columbia from 6-7. I live by the Telegraph Wal-mart, so Columbia is a less than 10 minute drive for me. I hurried up and sped there. By the time I got there, they had JUST left. I was SO close to meeting my idol. Man, it'd mean the world to me to have my picture with Andy, and I was just a hairline away from it. But, I stayed an hour and had a few drinks anyway. I was honestly surprised by how dead it was. You'd think with a star Blues player just there, it'd be swamped, but there were probably less than 20 people there.

Was anyone there? And does anyone know if any Blues players will be anywhere this week or next?

xbleed83bluex wrote:I was SO close to meeting my idol. Man, it'd mean the world to me to have my picture with Andy,

Strickland?

I had one of the worst nights of my life last night. I can actually make last night a novel, but I'm shortening it for this post.

First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help, but my parents accused me of trying to abuse my brother and call the police on me. I told them, "yes, assault with a deadly Nair hair removal." Was it stupid? Probably. Certainly not to the extent they made it.

Then, in the midst of the yelling, I hear Andy Mac will be at Top Shooters on the radio. It was 6:40, so I quickly rush down there. Due to a large truck in the way, I missed the right exit and was forced to get off at the next one, which ate up crucial time. When I made it, they told me Andy and Tom had JUST left a fraction of a second ago. I was bummed. I stayed at had a few drinks anyway.

I decided to try a bar on Weber Rd. I drove through Bella Villa, and if anyone of you know, is a well-known speed trap. I was pulled over there before, and again last night, for going 40 in a 35. They look for every opportunity they get to pull people over. I couldn't find my insurance card on me, so I got a ticket for that as well. Then I end up finding it as the cop left; turns out I had it in my hand the whole time. Now if I get any more points toward my license, I'll get it revoked. So I'm going to plead not guilty and go from there. It could have been worse, though, because I was buzzed from the bar, and he didn't notice that.

Worst night of your life? Haaa.

I sent a hunny away so I could play Diablo 3, only to get the Error 37 message.

Winning Unlimited wrote:Worst night of your life? Haaa.

I sent a hunny away so I could play Diablo 3, only to get the Error 37 message.

Well I mean there have been worst nights such as a family member dying, but this is worse as far as first world problems go. It was weird how every thing that could go wrong, did, in such a short period of time.

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

Help clear the nipple area so it doesn't itch as much?

I didn't picture this thread going this way at all.

big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

instant HOF

cprice12 wrote:I didn't picture this thread going this way at all.

Tha (Frank) did I just read?!?

wtf?

Waxing what why now?

I saw the post in the bitching thread and thought "Surely that can't be true."

Prngr44 wrote:I saw the post in the bitching thread and thought "Surely that can't be true."

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big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

I already had the wax out and ready from waxing my lower back hair. My brother comes walking through the room, and he has a hairy chest, so I thought "hmmm...since it's already out...." So I waxed his chest. Well, a strip of it. I didn't think it'd escalate the way that it did.

xbleed83bluex wrote:

big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

I already had the wax out and ready from waxing my lower back hair. My brother comes walking through the room, and he has a hairy chest, so I thought "hmmm...since it's already out...." So I waxed his chest. Well, a strip of it. I didn't think it'd escalate the way that it did.

Makes perfect sense.
I can't begin tell you the shenanigans I've gotten into when the ol' tub o' wax has been left out.

cprice12 wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:

big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

I already had the wax out and ready from waxing my lower back hair. My brother comes walking through the room, and he has a hairy chest, so I thought "hmmm...since it's already out...." So I waxed his chest. Well, a strip of it. I didn't think it'd escalate the way that it did.

Makes perfect sense.
I can't begin tell you the shenanigans I've gotten into when the ol' tub o' wax has been left out.

"Dear Penthouse Forum..."

cprice12 wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:

big d note wrote:

xbleed83bluex wrote:First, I visit my parents, wax my autistic brothers chest, thinking I was trying to help,

Uhhhh... help what?

I already had the wax out and ready from waxing my lower back hair. My brother comes walking through the room, and he has a hairy chest, so I thought "hmmm...since it's already out...." So I waxed his chest. Well, a strip of it. I didn't think it'd escalate the way that it did.

Makes perfect sense.
I can't begin tell you the shenanigans I've gotten into when the ol' tub o' wax has been left out.

Lmaooo, I know it was at my expense but that was hilarious.