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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby sseagle » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:44 am

Misc. Blues wrote:If Wayne Gretzky's number #99 was retired by the NHL then why doesn't it hang in the rafters at every NHL building?



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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby dmiles2186 » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:54 am

Why can't Blues' goalies stop every puck?
Why is every Blues goal always the goalie's fault?
How can we incorporate the power play dance into more things?
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby Slim » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:28 pm

What is hockey? Is it soccer for Canada and Russia?
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby APOD » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:43 pm

"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby gaijin » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:52 pm

So are these supposed to be generic questions, or questions from generic Blues fans?

I guess I qualify as the latter, so: "How is the organization going to compensate the fans if the Blues fail to get to the Cup Finals this year?"
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby F Keenan » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:56 pm

Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby glen a richter » Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:19 pm

F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.


What? You don't expect Tarasenko to play one 60 minute shift?
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby goon attack » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:08 pm

STLADOGG wrote:How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?


I have actually promoted this plan in the past.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby goon attack » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:11 pm

ViPeRx007 wrote:Why don't they just get the biggest, fattest guy in the world and make him the goalie? He wouldn't even have to move.


Again...this is the perfect plan. I mean, come on, it's airtight!!!!
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby cardsfan04 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:57 am

APOD wrote:"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"


LOL, I'm guilty of the first one all the time.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby cardsfan04 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:59 am

F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.


Last year there was a lady that sat a few seats over from my dad and I that would yell "Shoot the puck!" a solid 40-50 times per game. I think it must have been at least somewhat in jest though because it got to the point where she would yell it when we had the puck in our own zone.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby ViPeRx007 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:43 am

cardsfan04 wrote:
F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.


Last year there was a lady that sat a few seats over from my dad and I that would yell "Shoot the puck!" a solid 40-50 times per game. I think it must have been at least somewhat in jest though because it got to the point where she would yell it when we had the puck in our own zone.


Well that's just obnoxious. It might be funny a couple of times, but after that the "joke" loses steam exponentially.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby APOD » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:51 am

cardsfan04 wrote:
APOD wrote:"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"


LOL, I'm guilty of the first one all the time.


Lol I think we all are. That's why I posted it, as hockey educated most of us on here are we still will yell that or the opposite even though in the back of our heads we know why it was a penalty or why the other team didn't get called for that clean hit that we want to believe was a dirty one.

But sometimes that question is a reasonable one to ask.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby glen a richter » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:10 am

I went to a Rags/Senators game back in April and this clueless Rags fan (doesn't that describe them all?) was shouting all game "THAT'S A MAJOR!" for the most basic shit. Every franking lovetap by a Sen on a Rag had to be a major penalty to this freaking guy.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby dmiles2186 » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:23 am

This isn't a question, but glass slappers need to be eliminated.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby TSUCookieMonster » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:18 pm

goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote:How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?


I have actually promoted this plan in the past.


Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby Misc. Blues » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:34 pm

TSUCookieMonster wrote:
goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote:How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?


I have actually promoted this plan in the past.


Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby STLADOGG » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:35 pm

Misc. Blues wrote:
TSUCookieMonster wrote:
goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote:How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?


I have actually promoted this plan in the past.


Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby ComradeT » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:22 pm

Who is JNE and why do I wish so badly that JNENE? :facepalm:
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Re: Generic Blues fan questions

Postby WaukeeBlues » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:51 pm

dmiles2186 wrote:Why can't Blues' goalies stop every puck?...


Okay I literally laughed out loud on that one.

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