I GRADUMATED!!!!!!
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I GRADUMATED!!!!!!
And just a shade under a decade too, alright!
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Nice job on the G.E.D.!F Keenan wrote:And just a shade under a decade too, alright!
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Its a communications degree from UMSL, so basically it is a G.E.D.Portland Blues wrote:Nice job on the G.E.D.!F Keenan wrote:And just a shade under a decade too, alright!
The good thing is, the job I went back to school to get three years ago, I was offered a week before I finished school. No more ambulances, no more taking $hit bums to the E.R. on mine and your tax money.
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Those ER's won't treat them!F Keenan wrote: no more taking $hit bums to the E.R. on mine and your tax money.
sincerely,
whackjob liberals.
seriously tho, congrats.
maybe you and rebelmusic can have celebratory butt sechs
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Congrats! I walked at the 6 PM ceremony. You guys got franking LaRussa, we got some boring broad. Grats anyhow!F Keenan wrote:Its a communications degree from UMSL, so basically it is a G.E.D.Portland Blues wrote:Nice job on the G.E.D.!F Keenan wrote:And just a shade under a decade too, alright!
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I didn't walk..... LaRussa was there??? I should have went... maybe bought him a beer afterwards.rebelmusic wrote:Congrats! I walked at the 6 PM ceremony. You guys got franking LaRussa, we got some boring broad. Grats anyhow!F Keenan wrote:Its a communications degree from UMSL, so basically it is a G.E.D.Portland Blues wrote:Nice job on the G.E.D.!F Keenan wrote:And just a shade under a decade too, alright!
The good thing is, the job I went back to school to get three years ago, I was offered a week before I finished school. No more ambulances, no more taking $hit bums to the E.R. on mine and your tax money.
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I refused to walk at UMSL. I'm glad I made that decision.OS wrote:My graduation speech at UMSL was a half hour of being lectured on how it's our responsibility to donate money to the university after we get jobs.
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She won what? Worst commencement speaker on earth?glen a richter wrote:
When my fiancee finished her undergrad, she had Chuck Schumer.
She won.
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Actually the speech was witty, intelligent and insightful, with not a hint of political posturing in it. But yeah, I know, it would have been so much better to have that dumbass from Texas by way of Connecticut. That would have been much more enjoyable had the entire ceremony been filled with braindead neo-fascists.goon attack wrote:She won what? Worst commencement speaker on earth?glen a richter wrote:
When my fiancee finished her undergrad, she had Chuck Schumer.
She won.
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Ours didn't include anything about after getting jobs.. They just wanted money.OS wrote:My graduation speech at UMSL was a half hour of being lectured on how it's our responsibility to donate money to the university after we get jobs.
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[img:379:300]http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/p ... id-911.jpg[/img]glen a richter wrote: Actually the speech was witty, intelligent and insightful, with not a hint of political posturing in it. But yeah, I know, it would have been so much better to have that dumbass from Texas by way of Connecticut. That would have been much more enjoyable had the entire ceremony been filled with braindead neo-fascists.
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We got both, the 'give us money' speech as well as a keynote addy.OS wrote:My graduation speech at UMSL was a half hour of being lectured on how it's our responsibility to donate money to the university after we get jobs.
F. Keenan - If you ceremony was the 2 o'clock one then LaRussa was the speaker.
goon - It took me 10 years to get my degree, so I was walking. I also had a graduation party and banked.
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Congrats Keenan! Nice job. I've always been a firm believer in education.
As far as the Commencement Speech, it couldn't have been any worse than the one I had to suffer through when I graduated from LMU. Our speeker was a sociology professor at Harvard. He droned on and on about the changing demagraphics and migration patterns of the world population. It felt the sociology class from Hell that would never end. It was so inappropriate for the occasion; all I can imagine is that he was too lazy to write up a speech for that day so he just pulled one he used on the lecture circuit.
Dumbest thing about that guy was that he was chosen for worst possible reason: he's the only LMU graduate who has ever received a professorship at Harvard. So what does it matter if he gives a crappy speech!
As far as the Commencement Speech, it couldn't have been any worse than the one I had to suffer through when I graduated from LMU. Our speeker was a sociology professor at Harvard. He droned on and on about the changing demagraphics and migration patterns of the world population. It felt the sociology class from Hell that would never end. It was so inappropriate for the occasion; all I can imagine is that he was too lazy to write up a speech for that day so he just pulled one he used on the lecture circuit.
Dumbest thing about that guy was that he was chosen for worst possible reason: he's the only LMU graduate who has ever received a professorship at Harvard. So what does it matter if he gives a crappy speech!
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