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I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

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And he totally ran the kid, knocking him right on his ass and making him cry.
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I bet it was a dive and the kid cried to get a red card.
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nice man :)

how old is your son?
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I hope your kid spit on him while he was crying. Little pansy was probably a Red Wing fan.
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Why is your kid playing soccer? That's for Euro-pansies!
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glen a richter wrote:Why is your kid playing soccer? That's for Euro-pansies!
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Disappointed. Hopefully this is just a springboard to his future career in rugby or Australian Rules Football :okman:

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Only liberal pansies let their kids play soccer.

We're all very disappointed in you Goon.

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Kreegz2 wrote:nice man :)

how old is your son?
3 1/2

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My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!
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This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

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goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.
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OS wrote:
goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.
You're way off. My wife is more for him kicking ass than I am. :lol:

And I don't know about you, but our kid is already in pre-tae kwon do classes.

I honestly didn't know kids his age could play hockey. :lol:
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LOL... your wife sounds like mine.

My son is only skating at this point, he isn't playing hockey yet. We're going to sign him up for the Learn-to-Play program through the St Peter Sprint this fall though.

If you do plan on getting him into hockey at some point, the earlier the better. He wouldn't need to know how to skate to sign up for the Learn-to-Play program for your local team since skating is really the first thing they teach in the program, but I would recommend getting him comfortable on skates before throwing him on the ice the first time in full hockey gear.
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OS wrote:
goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.
I've always known Goon was nothing but a SCAM ARTIST.

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did the other kid deserve to be ran?
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Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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OS wrote:My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!
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Leedog wrote:
OS wrote:My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!
Just pray he wants a hockey stick and not a frilly sequiny outfit. Like the joke, What is the hardest thing about being a male figure skater? Telling your dad you're gay!
Amazingly, this man is not gay:

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Who told you that, Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny?
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