new random observation thread

not_a_wings_fan · Post by **not_a_wings_fan** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:19 pm

Claim: The BBC reported on a lion's mutilating 42 midgets in a Cambodian ring-fight.

Status: False.

clicky

...but that would still be pretty sweet to watch if it were true.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:59 pm

i thought everything on the intranett was true...

not_a_wings_fan · Post by **not_a_wings_fan** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:32 pm

mdc312 wrote: i thought everything on the intranett was true...

teh intarwebs can be tough places.

stlcujo · Post by **stlcujo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:49 pm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... unak&hl=en

tunak tunak tun!

if you dont like indians, their music, or the way they dress. you prolly shouldnt watch this, but i did.. and laughed my ass off

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:30 pm

silver dollar city blows six flags out of the water

Winning Unlimited · Post by **Winning Unlimited** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:33 pm

My lawyer gave me a box of nerds to eat. I told him it would be cannibalism.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:36 pm

stlcujo wrote:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... unak&hl=en

tunak tunak tun!

if you dont like indians, their music, or the way they dress. you prolly shouldnt watch this, but i did.. and laughed my ass off

ROFL

its like a better version of Sean Paul

ViPeRx007 · Post by **ViPeRx007** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:36 pm

not_a_wings_fan wrote:Claim: The BBC reported on a lion's mutilating 42 midgets in a Cambodian ring-fight.

Status: False.

clicky

...but that would still be pretty sweet to watch if it were true.

It's still a plausible occurrence though.

I'd bet you 10 spicy chicken sandwiches that if you stuck 42 midgets in a ring with a lion, the lion would win.

Well, I suppose if the midgets were equipped with bow staffs or something they could win.

stlcujo · Post by **stlcujo** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:40 pm

to much disbelief, midgets have opposable thumbs. which they can use to rip out the throat and eyes of the lion, thus killing it. the lion would prolly take out 50% of them by this point... but who cares

"a crowded elevator smells very different to a midget."

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:20 pm

anyone seen the trailer on TV for the movie "Unaccompanied Minors"? the song that plays basically sums up the plot of the movie. it sounds like its a parody of the movie but its for real. the shit is so corny it was funny the first time but now it is so grating i have to change the channel. movies suck so bad these days...

EDIT: Here it is

big d note · Post by **big d note** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:14 pm

The day after our moderate snowstorm in Denver, the streets are still snowy since it hasn't climbed above freezing yet. This morning I was sitting at a light and watched a car pull onto the street in front of me and start climbing a snowy gradual hill. It was big 80s Oldsmobile hooptie, and as they rounded the corner the driver's door swung open. Then the passenger door swung open. The occupants pulled the doors closed and held them shut as the car started to climb the hill. Then the rear wheel drive started slipping on the ice and the car began fishtailing, and the doors swung open again. They pulled the doors shut as they started changing lanes. After wandering into the left lane they fishtailed again and nearly drifted into the oncoming lanes. I passed them and turned after that, but I wonder if they made it to their destination without sliding into a ditch or falling out of the car as the door swung open going around a turn.

rebelmusic · Post by **rebelmusic** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:06 pm

mdc312 wrote:these parents are raising the future inmates of American penitentaries. there is a link to the video on the right side of the page.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/a ... =43603&s=d

These are the same people who call Kramer a racist. How many times did these n bombs drop the n bomb?

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:46 am

Got really drunk on saturday and went down to the game. Didnt really care that we lost at that point. Stlcujo (tim) mooned everybody waiting in line right for autographs right above Legace's head through the window. Then about six security guys came running out through all the smokers but he was long gone. I was laughing my ass off.

Later that night at about three we ran out of beer, so off to the east side we went. Tim had passed out so it was another friend and I. Didnt know where we were going exactly (very stupid), but we went anyway. We are only 20 so we were trying to find a little hole in the wall place where I wouldnt get carded. After about 20 minutes and no gas station we see a bar thats still jumping. We go in and immediately get patted down for weapons. We are the only white people in the whole place, but since im not a racist and im drunk im only mildly concerned. I should have known better after getting patted down. Not 30 seconds after we sit down with our beers at least 8 shots ring out on the dance floor. We immediately hit the deck and everybody goes crazy. About 3 more guns come out but luckily no more shots are fired. As soon as the door clears out we head to the car as the police are walking in, find a gas station, buy some tallboys, and make a beeline back to webster.

SteveO · Post by **SteveO** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:42 pm

mdc312 wrote:Got really drunk on saturday and went down to the game. Didnt really care that we lost at that point. Stlcujo (tim) mooned everybody waiting in line right for autographs right above Legace's head through the window. Then about six security guys came running out through all the smokers but he was long gone. I was laughing my ass off.

Later that night at about three we ran out of beer, so off to the east side we went. Tim had passed out so it was another friend and I. Didnt know where we were going exactly (very stupid), but we went anyway. We are only 20 so we were trying to find a little hole in the wall place where I wouldnt get carded. After about 20 minutes and no gas station we see a bar thats still jumping. We go in and immediately get patted down for weapons. We are the only white people in the whole place, but since im not a racist and im drunk im only mildly concerned. I should have known better after getting patted down. Not 30 seconds after we sit down with our beers at least 8 shots ring out on the dance floor. We immediately hit the deck and everybody goes crazy. About 3 more guns come out but luckily no more shots are fired. As soon as the door clears out we head to the car as the police are walking in, find a gas station, buy some tallboys, and make a beeline back to webster.

So how did you like the Pink Slip?

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:00 pm

what the hells the pink slip? sounds like a strip club. the only strip club ive ever been to was crystal palace on a wednesday night. some of the ugliest broads i have ever seen. and they were real strict with the carding. but this chick we were with got up on stage and stripped down to her panties. she was easily the hottest one there.

this place we went to on saturday was just a shitty little bar with a dance floor. probably my dumbest idea yet.

ViPeRx007 · Post by **ViPeRx007** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:18 pm

mdc312 wrote:what the hells the pink slip? sounds like a strip club. the only strip club ive ever been to was crystal palace on a wednesday night. some of the ugliest broads i have ever seen. and they were real strict with the carding. but this chick we were with got up on stage and stripped down to her panties. she was easily the hottest one there.

this place we went to on saturday was just a shitty little bar with a dance floor. probably my dumbest idea yet.

For some reason I doubt it.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:36 pm

ViPeRx007 wrote:
mdc312 wrote:what the hells the pink slip? sounds like a strip club. the only strip club ive ever been to was crystal palace on a wednesday night. some of the ugliest broads i have ever seen. and they were real strict with the carding. but this chick we were with got up on stage and stripped down to her panties. she was easily the hottest one there.

this place we went to on saturday was just a shitty little bar with a dance floor. probably my dumbest idea yet.
For some reason I doubt it.

yeah yeah

Hollywood · Post by **Hollywood** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:44 pm

mdc312 wrote:Got really drunk on saturday and went down to the game. Didnt really care that we lost at that point. Stlcujo (tim) mooned everybody waiting in line right for autographs right above Legace's head through the window. Then about six security guys came running out through all the smokers but he was long gone. I was laughing my ass off.

Later that night at about three we ran out of beer, so off to the east side we went. Tim had passed out so it was another friend and I. Didnt know where we were going exactly (very stupid), but we went anyway. We are only 20 so we were trying to find a little hole in the wall place where I wouldnt get carded. After about 20 minutes and no gas station we see a bar thats still jumping. We go in and immediately get patted down for weapons. We are the only white people in the whole place, but since im not a racist and im drunk im only mildly concerned. I should have known better after getting patted down. Not 30 seconds after we sit down with our beers at least 8 shots ring out on the dance floor. We immediately hit the deck and everybody goes crazy. About 3 more guns come out but luckily no more shots are fired. As soon as the door clears out we head to the car as the police are walking in, find a gas station, buy some tallboys, and make a beeline back to webster.

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mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:48 pm

thats 100% true homie.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:35 pm

cool commercial my friend made for school