new random observation thread

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:02 pm

goon attack wrote:I have a 5 month old daughter to whom I say "Oh noes!" to all the time.

Have you accused her of melting at the dinner table yet? :D

Willie the Pimp · Post by **Willie the Pimp** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:04 pm

Never watch The Wiggles if you want your children to be straight.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:56 am

Willie the Pimp wrote:Never watch The Wiggles if you want your children to be straight.

Is that what happened to you? I always assumed you were more of a 'Barney' type of ghey.

Willie the Pimp · Post by **Willie the Pimp** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:15 am

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:
Willie the Pimp wrote:Never watch The Wiggles if you want your children to be straight.
Is that what happened to you? I always assumed you were more of a 'Barney' type of ghey.

Barney doesn't care about black people.

rebelmusic · Post by **rebelmusic** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:07 am

Willie the Pimp wrote:
Steve Levy Sucks wrote:
Willie the Pimp wrote:Never watch The Wiggles if you want your children to be straight.
Is that what happened to you? I always assumed you were more of a 'Barney' type of ghey.
Barney doesn't care about black people.

Racist.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:24 am

Maybe this was asked already in the HOF 'Ask Hollywood' thread, but I don't remember. What exactly was Meatloaf referring to when he sang 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that'?

Did he mean he wouldn't do anything for love, even though he said he would, or was he referring to something more sinister, like getting porked in teh butt with a strap-on?

Hollywood · Post by **Hollywood** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:40 am

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:Maybe this was asked already in the HOF 'Ask Hollywood' thread, but I don't remember. What exactly was Meatloaf referring to when he sang 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that'?

Did he mean he wouldn't do anything for love, even though he said he would, or was he referring to something more sinister, like getting porked in teh butt with a strap-on?

I can answer this.

"I would do anything for love, but I won't ((Frank) a Wings fan) do that."

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:33 am

My face is as bald as Wood's melting dome.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:01 am

the knob wrote:My face is as bald as Wood's melting dome.

You two should get a room.

Hollywood · Post by **Hollywood** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:09 am

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:
the knob wrote:My face is as bald as Wood's melting dome.
You two should get a room.

Still have your camera and your checkbook? It can be arranged again.

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:21 pm

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:
the knob wrote:My face is as bald as Wood's melting dome.
You two should get a room.

No room is big enough to contain what hapens when Steve Levy Sucks the knob.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:35 pm

I will never go snowboarding again, well at least not until my broken shoulder and collar bone heal.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:09 am

Tip of the Day: Never, and I mean never, eat sausage cheese balls with onion & jalapeno peppers, stuffed jalapeno peppers wrapped with bacon, onion & pepper topped pizza, spicy buffalo wings and 18 budweisers unless your bathroom is equipped with a fire extinguisher and an automatic sprinkler system and you are fully prepared to dial 911 and have the fire department assist in putting the fire out that is shooting out of your ass.

o$o · Post by **o$o** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:17 am

A tragedy of epic proportions it is...

I log on this morning to see if there are any answers to my question on the disappearance of SMP only to find that my entire thread has been deleted. Reminiscent of Nazi dictator censorship, the voice, opinions and truth from the common folk has been stiefeld, suppressed and vanquished. The almighty LGB Mods must feel the truth is best, better left untold.

Tis a sad, sad day...

RIP - SMP

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:49 am

o$o wrote:A tragedy of epic proportions it is...

I log on this morning to see if there are any answers to my question on the disappearance of SMP only to find that my entire thread has been deleted. Reminiscent of Nazi dictator censorship, the voice, opinions and truth from the common folk has been stiefeld, suppressed and vanquished. The almighty LGB Mods must feel the truth is best, better left untold.

Tis a sad, sad day...

RIP - SMP

This should be in the 'bitching' thread, as you had no random observation whatsoever.

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:45 pm

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:Tip of the Day: Never, and I mean never, eat sausage cheese balls with onion & jalapeno peppers, stuffed jalapeno peppers wrapped with bacon, onion & pepper topped pizza, spicy buffalo wings and 18 budweisers unless your bathroom is equipped with a fire extinguisher and an automatic sprinkler system and you are fully prepared to dial 911 and have the fire department assist in putting the fire out that is shooting out of your ass.

Make Kirk Maltby use some protection next time and your ass will not be flaming like the rest of you. At least that's what Hollywood would suggest.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:26 pm

the knob wrote:
Steve Levy Sucks wrote:Tip of the Day: Never, and I mean never, eat sausage cheese balls with onion & jalapeno peppers, stuffed jalapeno peppers wrapped with bacon, onion & pepper topped pizza, spicy buffalo wings and 18 budweisers unless your bathroom is equipped with a fire extinguisher and an automatic sprinkler system and you are fully prepared to dial 911 and have the fire department assist in putting the fire out that is shooting out of your ass.
Make Kirk Maltby use some protection next time and your ass will not be flaming like the rest of you. At least that's what Hollywood would suggest.

Thanks for the tip. Only someone with ghey induced flaming-ass syndrome could have offered such great advice.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:06 pm

this movie looks awesome.

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:12 pm

Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?

ViPeRx007 · Post by **ViPeRx007** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:23 pm

the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?

If anything it's too old. You'd better get crackin' on instilling some hate into that boy!