Let's Go Blues

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:17 pm**

Drunkest cities in America

Listed in order from drunkest to least drunk:

100. Denver, CO F
99. Anchorage, AK F
98. Colorado Springs, CO F
97. Omaha, NE F
96. Fargo, ND F
95. San Antonio, TX F
94. Austin, TX F
93. Fresno, CA F
92. Lubbock, TX F
91. Milwaukee, WI F
90. El Paso, TX F
89. Spokane, WA F
88. Washington, DC F
87. Columbia, SC F
86. St. Louis, MO D-
85. Bakersfield, CA D-
84. San Diego, CA D
83. Cheyenne, WY D
82. Aurora, CO D
81. Houston, TX D
80. Portland, OR D
79. Seattle, WA D
78. Boise, ID D
77. Tucson, AZ D+
76. Dallas, TX D+
75. Jacksonville, FL D+
74. Toledo, OH D+
73. Madison, WI D+
72. Oakland, CA D+
71. Modesto, CA D+
70. Billings, MT D+
69. Fremont, CA D+
68. Oklahoma City, OK D+
67. San Francisco, CA D+
66. Sacramento, CA D+
65. Los Angeles, CA D+
64. Phoenix, AZ D+
63. Albuquerque, NM D+
62. Chicago, IL D+
61. Providence, RI D+
60. Fort Wayne, IN C-
59. Manchester, NH C-
58. Charleston, WV C-
57. Burlington, VT C-
56. Lincoln, NE C-
55. Corpus Christi, TX C-
54. Des Moines, IA C-
53. Indianapolis, IN C-
52. Pittsburgh, PA C-
51. Honolulu, HI C-
50. St. Paul, MN C
49. Tampa, FL C
48. Greensboro, NC C
47. Las Vegas, NV C
46. Baltimore, MD C
45. Riverside, CA C
44. Norfolk, VA C
43. Detroit, MI C+
42. Arlington, TX C+
41. Grand Rapids, MI C+
40. San Jose, CA C+
39. St. Petersburg, FL C+
38. Nashville, TN C+
37. Charlotte, NC C+
36. Wilmington, DE C+
35. Orlando, FL C+
34. Minneapolis, MN C+
33. Kansas City, MO C+
32. Fort Worth, TX C+
31. Tulsa, OK C+
30. Anaheim, CA B-
29. Wichita, KS B-
28. Lexington, KY B-
27. Philadelphia, PA B-
26. Montgomery, AL B-
25. Rochester, NY B-
24. Raleigh, NC B
23. Cincinnati, OH B
22. Louisville, KY B
21. Bangor, ME B
20. Memphis, TN B
19. Boston, MA B
18. Hartford, CT B+
17. Sioux Falls, SD B+
16. Birmingham, AL B+
15. Baton Rouge, LA B+
14. Columbus, OH B+
13. Cleveland, OH B+
12. Atlanta, GA B+
11. Newark, NJ B+

Least Dangerously Drunk
10. Jersey City, NJ B+
9. Richmond, VA B+
8. New York, NY B+
7. Little Rock, AK A-
6. Salt lake City, UT A-
5. Yonkers, NY A-
4. Jackson, MS A
3. Buffalo, NY A
2. Miami, FL A
1. Durham, NC A+

I am highly disappointed that there are 14 drunker cities than St. Louis. First we fall off of the top of the "most dangerous" list* and now this. What is this city coming to?

*No, I'm not taking the "most dangerous" city list seriously because I don't live in the city, so it doesn't apply to me, etc. etc. etc.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:30 pm**

At least your 6 places higher than us here in Portland, Oregon!

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:40 pm**

Well, now we both have something to shoot for.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:47 pm**

Yeah baby!!! #96 and a failing grade for Fargo!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!one!

Just doing my part,
Fargoblues

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:04 pm**

#70!! YESSS!

I don't even drink, but just the fact that Billings is listed is pretty ehh....cool?

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:08 pm**

I'm assuming they are excluding "college towns"?

I know it says cities but most college towns ARE cities.

I don't get this at all...

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:50 pm**

I've done the best I can over the last 27 years

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:26 pm**

Blueline29 wrote:Drunkest cities in America

Listed in order from drunkest to least drunk:

100. Denver, CO F
99. Anchorage, AK F
98. Colorado Springs, CO F
97. Omaha, NE F
96. Fargo, ND F
95. San Antonio, TX F
94. Austin, TX F
93. Fresno, CA F
92. Lubbock, TX F
91. Milwaukee, WI F
90. El Paso, TX F
89. Spokane, WA F
88. Washington, DC F
87. Columbia, SC F
86. St. Louis, MO D-
85. Bakersfield, CA D-
84. San Diego, CA D
83. Cheyenne, WY D
82. Aurora, CO D
81. Houston, TX D
80. Portland, OR D
79. Seattle, WA D
78. Boise, ID D
77. Tucson, AZ D+
76. Dallas, TX D+
75. Jacksonville, FL D+
74. Toledo, OH D+
73. Madison, WI D+
72. Oakland, CA D+
71. Modesto, CA D+
70. Billings, MT D+
69. Fremont, CA D+
68. Oklahoma City, OK D+
67. San Francisco, CA D+
66. Sacramento, CA D+
65. Los Angeles, CA D+
64. Phoenix, AZ D+
63. Albuquerque, NM D+
62. Chicago, IL D+
61. Providence, RI D+
60. Fort Wayne, IN C-
59. Manchester, NH C-
58. Charleston, WV C-
57. Burlington, VT C-
56. Lincoln, NE C-
55. Corpus Christi, TX C-
54. Des Moines, IA C-
53. Indianapolis, IN C-
52. Pittsburgh, PA C-
51. Honolulu, HI C-
50. St. Paul, MN C
49. Tampa, FL C
48. Greensboro, NC C
47. Las Vegas, NV C
46. Baltimore, MD C
45. Riverside, CA C
44. Norfolk, VA C Must have been when all the ships are on cruise
43. Detroit, MI C+
42. Arlington, TX C+
41. Grand Rapids, MI C+
40. San Jose, CA C+
39. St. Petersburg, FL C+
38. Nashville, TN C+
37. Charlotte, NC C+
36. Wilmington, DE C+
35. Orlando, FL C+
34. Minneapolis, MN C+
33. Kansas City, MO C+
32. Fort Worth, TX C+
31. Tulsa, OK C+
30. Anaheim, CA B-
29. Wichita, KS B-
28. Lexington, KY B-
27. Philadelphia, PA B-
26. Montgomery, AL B-
25. Rochester, NY B-
24. Raleigh, NC B
23. Cincinnati, OH B
22. Louisville, KY B
21. Bangor, ME B
20. Memphis, TN B
19. Boston, MA B
18. Hartford, CT B+
17. Sioux Falls, SD B+
16. Birmingham, AL B+
15. Baton Rouge, LA B+
14. Columbus, OH B+
13. Cleveland, OH B+
12. Atlanta, GA B+
11. Newark, NJ B+

Least Dangerously Drunk
10. Jersey City, NJ B+
9. Richmond, VA B+
8. New York, NY B+
7. Little Rock, AK A-
6. Salt lake City, UT A-
5. Yonkers, NY A-
4. Jackson, MS A
3. Buffalo, NY A
2. Miami, FL A
1. Durham, NC A+

I am highly disappointed that there are 14 drunker cities than St. Louis. First we fall off of the top of the "most dangerous" list* and now this. What is this city coming to?

*No, I'm not taking the "most dangerous" city list seriously because I don't live in the city, so it doesn't apply to me, etc. etc. etc.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:54 pm**

That's because jack Adams still lives in KC.

I can't speak for everyone, but I know when he moves back "home" my liver is going to be pissed off at me!

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:58 pm**

If Jack would get his ass back in STL we'd move up in the ranking, because Jack, MEG, and I can rip shit up...

I think I'm the only reason why we aren't dead last. And yes, I am having a beer as I type this. :D

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:03 pm**

It is worth noting that Omaha - the former home of Jack is ranked at 97...I DO see a trend here....

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:28 am**

You'll never beat Alaska. What else is there to do up there besides go to Aces games, hunt Caribou and get drunk?

I'm not surprised that NYC is so low. We're sophisticated drinkers and stable drunks. Plus all the homeless probably weren't considered when they compiled the list. If they were, we'd have ranked higher.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:09 am**

goon attack wrote:I've done the best I can over the last 27 years

Well not that long, about the last 20 years for me

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:16 am**

glen a richter wrote:You'll never beat Alaska. What else is there to do up there besides go to Aces games, hunt Caribou and get drunk?

I'm not surprised that NYC is so low. We're sophisticated drinkers and stable drunks. Plus all the homeless probably weren't considered when they compiled the list. If they were, we'd have ranked higher.

I'm sure the availability of alternative methods of transportation in NYC (train, cabs) also does a lot to keep DWI's much lower there than a standard midwestern city as well.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:57 pm**

Hooray for Denver! And it's not that we have nothing better to do out here. It's just that there's so much great beer to drink!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:08 pm**

big d note wrote:Hooray for Denver! And it's not that we have nothing better to do out here. It's just that there's so much great beer to drink!

I think it has more to do with the elevation... right?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:56 pm**

big d note wrote:Hooray for Denver! And it's not that we have nothing better to do out here. It's just that there's so much great beer to drink!

There's something about the Rockies that just makes Coors mandatory.

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