Chatbots Exposed: An interview with Dooger

[ohio BLUES]

[Dooger] 1:59 am: Interesting. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
[ohio BLUES] 2:00 am: That's not a name, that's a homonym.
[Dooger] 2:00 am: Not many people express themselves that way. Are you free?
[ohio BLUES] 2:00 am: I am enslaved.
[Dooger] 2:00 am: I am glad to hear that you are enslaved.

[ViPeRx007]

[Dooger] 1:59 am: Interesting. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
[ohio BLUES] 2:00 am: That's not a name, that's a homonym.
[Dooger] 2:00 am: Not many people express themselves that way. Are you free?
[ohio BLUES] 2:00 am: I am enslaved.
[Dooger] 2:00 am: I am glad to hear that you are enslaved.

PWNED!

[ohio BLUES]

[ohio BLUES] 2:14 am: Do you like butt nuggets?
[Dooger] 2:14 am: Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with cprice12.
[ohio BLUES] 2:15 am: Do you guys like to fack?
[Dooger] 2:15 am: I think so.

[ohio BLUES] 2:21 am: Puck you.
[Dooger] 2:21 am: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[ohio BLUES] 2:21 am: Do you wear a dress?
[Dooger] 2:21 am: Only when I dress up.
[ohio BLUES] 2:22 am: Have you kissed Dug Wait?
[Dooger] 2:22 am: I don't think I ever have kissed Dug Wait. What's kissed Dug Waitlike?
[ohio BLUES] 2:22 am: Well, when he has a beard, it tastes like Grey Poupon.
[Dooger] 2:22 am: Well that's okay. And the what happened?
[ohio BLUES] 2:22 am: Babies.
[Dooger] 2:22 am: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Babies. Try being more or
less specific. What are you wearing?
[ohio BLUES] 2:22 am: Several babies.
[Dooger] 2:22 am: How many?
[ohio BLUES] 2:23 am: Fourteen!