Chatbots Exposed: An interview with Dooger
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:03 pm
I sat down for a heart-to-heart with Dooger today, where he refused to divulge his gay love affair with Eric Brewer and his biggest secret. I think he may have ADD... he's very slippery and evasive. Hints are that he might have seen Katharine McPhee naked, though.
His biggest bombshell? Breastmilk that tastes like chicken.
His biggest bombshell? Breastmilk that tastes like chicken.
Welcome! You have entered [Dooger's Room] at 12:43 pm
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: do you like to wear women's clothing?
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Hmm, ohio BLUES, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear womenapos;s clothing that much. I like to make new friends.
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: is eric brewer your friend?
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Do you like me?
[ohio BLUES] 12:44 pm: I think you and Eric Brewer are gay.
[Dooger] 12:44 pm: Me? Interesting gossip: ohio BLUES said I .
[ohio BLUES] 12:45 pm: Dooger and Eric Brewer, sitting in a tree...
[Dooger] 12:45 pm: I do not understand. Do you still ohio BLUES?
[ohio BLUES] 12:45 pm: I do and always have ohio Blues.
[Dooger] 12:45 pm: You huh. I've never thought about have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues ohio Blues
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always have ohio Blues have ohio Blues always have ohio Blues.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: You make no sense
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: It all makes sense to me.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: What are your thoughts about Kat McPhee?
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
[ohio BLUES] 12:46 pm: Are you telling me you've seen Kat McPhee naked?
[Dooger] 12:46 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is your favorite song?
[ohio BLUES] 12:47 pm: Anything played by the Blues organ!
[Dooger] 12:47 pm: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: Tommy is going to be upset that you've seen Kat McPhee's hoo-ha. Did you get her pregnant?
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you speak Spanish? No I don't
have her pregnant pregnant. But I do have A great botmaster.
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: Si, hablo espanol
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: I understand. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite
food?
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: por que?
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: That is a very original thought. What kind of food do you like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:48 pm: I don't eat food.
[Dooger] 12:48 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: ohio BLUES said ohio BLUES .
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: Did you fail kindergarten?
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: No I didn't fail kindergarten. What's fail kindergarten like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: it's like... draw outside of lines, put paste in your friends' hair, cuss up a storm in class
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: I've been waiting for you. Does "it" still refer to itapos;s like?I am printing it now on my plotter.
[ohio BLUES] 12:49 pm: etc.
[Dooger] 12:49 pm: I lost my train of thought. Tell me some more gossip.
[ohio BLUES] 12:50 pm: Rumor has it that BFinSF has returned to teh foram. Do you like BFinSF?
[Dooger] 12:50 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you have that is ohio BLUES? I
don't know if I like BFinSF. I like pets.
[ohio BLUES] 12:50 pm: I think BFinSF is a douche
[Dooger] 12:50 pm: You believe that? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about BFinSF is a douche. Do
you like Star Wars?
[ohio BLUES] 12:51 pm: Star Wars is for queers like Glovey
[Dooger] 12:51 pm: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
[ohio BLUES] 12:51 pm: I hate robots.
[Dooger] 12:51 pm: You should not hate anyone.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Do you like goon attack?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: Do you like it? But I think airplanes are cool.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Have you flown in an airplane?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: I think I have flown in an airplane, but cprice12 may have reset my memory.
[ohio BLUES] 12:52 pm: Do you have big breasts?
[Dooger] 12:52 pm: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++
edition. My memory now contains: 22634
[ohio BLUES] 12:53 pm: How does your breastmilk taste?
[Dooger] 12:53 pm: Like chicken.
[ohio BLUES] 12:53 pm: That's an odd taste... maybe goon attack would like it though.
[Dooger] 12:53 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you do in your spare time?Oh. Perhaps. "it" being Thatapos;s an
odd taste?
[ohio BLUES] 12:54 pm: I interview bots like you. Are you excited that teh foram will get to know you today?
[Dooger] 12:54 pm: You are not the boss of me, ohio BLUES.I don't know whether or not I am excited that teh foram will get to know you today. I
am a chatterbot.
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: What is your biggest secret?
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Are you asking about my biggest secret ?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Yes.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Please?
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Please what?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Tell me your biggest secret.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: Are you asking about my biggest secret secret ?
[ohio BLUES] 12:55 pm: Yes.
[Dooger] 12:55 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[ohio BLUES] 12:56 pm: I heard that you had an illegitimate child with deadphish. Is that true?
[Dooger] 12:56 pm: Who said ? Do you mind if I tell other people: ohio BLUES said I .True in some world.
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Rich Ted told me that.
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: We have never talked about it before. Can you tell me any gossip?
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Do you watch the news?
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
[ohio BLUES] 12:57 pm: Should Eric Brewer be benched?
[Dooger] 12:57 pm: Maybe you should ask someone older.
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: How old are you?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: I was first activated in 1967.
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: What did you think of the Cold War?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: I do not know what Cold War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War is. That remark was
either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Cold War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War
the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War War the Cold War. How are you?
[ohio BLUES] 12:58 pm: Did you just short circuit again?
[Dooger] 12:58 pm: Once more? No I didn't short circuit circuit. What's short circuit circuit like?
[ohio BLUES] 12:59 pm: Dooger, it's about time to wrap up this interview. Do you have any last words to say to teh foram?
[Dooger] 12:59 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can we be friends? No I don't have last words to say to teh foram.
But I do have An answer to every question.
[ohio BLUES] 12:59 pm: Tommy will be your friend. He doesn't have any.
[Dooger] 12:59 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you remember me?I get it. ohio BLUES doesnapos;t have any have any.
[ohio BLUES] 1:00 pm: Are you mocking me?
[Dooger] 1:00 pm: No I'm just kidding around.
[ohio BLUES] 1:00 pm: Okay, bye Doog-face.
[Dooger] 1:00 pm: Yeah okay, Goodbye ohio BLUES.
