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I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:05 am
by goon attack
And he totally ran the kid, knocking him right on his ass and making him cry.
:okman:

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:00 pm
by Winning Unlimited
I bet it was a dive and the kid cried to get a red card.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:04 pm
by marco
Dad of the year!

Congratulations!

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:36 pm
by Kreegz2
nice man :)

how old is your son?

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:00 pm
by Mellanby_equals_grit
I hope your kid spit on him while he was crying. Little pansy was probably a Red Wing fan.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:25 pm
by glen a richter
Why is your kid playing soccer? That's for Euro-pansies!

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:45 pm
by Blues Fan in SF
glen a richter wrote:Why is your kid playing soccer? That's for Euro-pansies!
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Disappointed. Hopefully this is just a springboard to his future career in rugby or Australian Rules Football :okman:

:detsucks:

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:13 pm
by STL JA
Only liberal pansies let their kids play soccer.

We're all very disappointed in you Goon.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:59 pm
by goon attack
Kreegz2 wrote:nice man :)

how old is your son?
3 1/2

:lol:

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:45 pm
by OS
My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:03 am
by goon attack
This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:16 am
by OS
goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:26 am
by goon attack
OS wrote:
goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.
You're way off. My wife is more for him kicking ass than I am. :lol:

And I don't know about you, but our kid is already in pre-tae kwon do classes.

I honestly didn't know kids his age could play hockey. :lol:

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:36 am
by OS
LOL... your wife sounds like mine.

My son is only skating at this point, he isn't playing hockey yet. We're going to sign him up for the Learn-to-Play program through the St Peter Sprint this fall though.

If you do plan on getting him into hockey at some point, the earlier the better. He wouldn't need to know how to skate to sign up for the Learn-to-Play program for your local team since skating is really the first thing they teach in the program, but I would recommend getting him comfortable on skates before throwing him on the ice the first time in full hockey gear.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:24 am
by STL JA
OS wrote:
goon attack wrote:This thread is really backfiring on me. :? 8)

OS, I'm not rich and connected.
You know what I think? I think Goon doesn't wear the pants in the house. I think that Mrs. Goon Attack decided that hockey was too violent and that soccer was better for her little boy.
I've always known Goon was nothing but a SCAM ARTIST.

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:33 pm
by Kreegz2
did the other kid deserve to be ran?

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:45 pm
by goon attack
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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;)

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:01 am
by Leedog
OS wrote:My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!
Just pray he wants a hockey stick and not a frilly sequiny outfit. Like the joke, What is the hardest thing about being a male figure skater? Telling your dad you're gay!

Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:04 am
by goon attack
Leedog wrote:
OS wrote:My son is also 3 1/2.

He doesn't play soccer.

He does, however, go ice skating 4 times a week.

It's time to get your boy on skates!
Just pray he wants a hockey stick and not a frilly sequiny outfit. Like the joke, What is the hardest thing about being a male figure skater? Telling your dad you're gay!
Amazingly, this man is not gay:

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Re: I encouraged my son to run some other kid at soccer today

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:08 am
by Leedog
Who told you that, Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny?