Let's Go Blues

Answer: My ass says no. And by "no" I mean crapping from 1-2am. Literally crapping for an hour.

lock this thread. HOF

OPTIMEGUS wrote:lock this thread. HOF

I'm on fire today.

So if I have it at 2am, I should be on the crapper around 5am is what you are saying?

Yes! I mean no.

Absolutely. A grilled stuft burrito with sour cream and a cheesy gordita crunch supreme is an excellent 10pm snack. I do it all the time.

Guppy wrote:So if I have it at 2am, I should be on the crapper around 5am is what you are saying?

Unless you prefer to shit your bed!

You must have an amazing colon.. If I eat it at 10 I'm on the crapper at 10:15.

You should never eat taco bell. If it looks the same going in as coming out, it's not safe for human consumption.

When I was in HS, we went out to Taco Bell one day for lunch and as we were leaving, they were receiving a shipment of "Grade D Meat". Not really worth the colon explosion.

so, if you're out at 4 am and have to wake up at 7, then chow some taco bell and it will serve as a natural alarm clock?

wtf is wrong with you guys? I eat taco bell 2-3 times a week and never have a shit explosion or anything.

glen a richter wrote:You should never eat taco bell. If it looks the same going in as coming out, it's not safe for human consumption.

When I was in HS, we went out to Taco Bell one day for lunch and as we were leaving, they were receiving a shipment of "Grade D Meat". Not really worth the colon explosion.

I don't know if there is an article to support this, but several years ago some teen employees at a the Fairview Heights Taco Bell took dumps in the meat bin. Maybe this is happening all over now. Next time I might try some chicken tacos.

Kreegz2 wrote:wtf is wrong with you guys? I eat taco bell 2-3 times a week and never have a shit explosion or anything.

wtf is wrong with you?? You live in Dallas and you eat Taco Bell. Get your ass to Taco Cabana or just about any other Mexican place in town. Even the roach coaches have better cheap Mexican food.

Taco Bell is good...and yeah, I never have any "issues" with it.

I am teh winnar.

Any college town in the country the line is out to the street at 1am until the moment they shut off the drive thru menu so 10pm seems like nothing to me

AND we eat it drunk and full of booze. Take that!

cprice12 wrote:Taco Bell is good...and yeah, I never have any "issues" with it.

I am teh winnar.

glen a richter wrote:You should never eat taco bell. If it looks the same going in as coming out, it's not safe for human consumption.

When I was in HS, we went out to Taco Bell one day for lunch and as we were leaving, they were receiving a shipment of "Grade D Meat". Not really worth the colon explosion.

Live a little, Glen.

glen a richter wrote:You should never eat taco bell. If it looks the same going in as coming out, it's not safe for human consumption.

When I was in HS, we went out to Taco Bell one day for lunch and as we were leaving, they were receiving a shipment of "Grade D Meat". Not really worth the colon explosion.

water looks the same going in as coming out

so do candy bars

Soft Taco Combo #8 with a hot and a fire on each one - wash that down with a diet Dr Pepper - home by 1030 go to work next day. No Problem!

I've probably eaten taco bell I'd say 300 times in my life.

295 of those times, there has been no problem.

5 of those times, the shit has put me on the toilet in the most debilitating abdominal distress imaginable to the point where I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.

Therefore, I generally stay away from the shit but I will admit, the shit is delicious when you have a craving for it.

I like to get a Nachos Bell Grande, Mexican Pizza and a few tacos, all doused with the Fire sauce.