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Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:53 pm

Is this acceptable? I'm looking for fashion advice and with so many jersey/uniform experts on here, I figure this is a good place to begin.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby ViPeRx007 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:07 pm

I had trouble visualizing this so I made a graphic.

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Can't say I hate it....
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:15 pm

I don't know... i think the striping is off... and the tie is a little off center.

try again
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:26 pm

This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby ViPeRx007 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:34 pm

marco wrote:This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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This bears a slight resemblance to Mr. Bill:

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That said, you're definitely on the right track with the ladies. We all know Mr. Bill gets plenty.

He says, "ohhhh NOOOOOO" but we all know he means "OHHHH YEAAAA!!!"
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:35 pm

Ohhhh Noooo!!!
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby ViPeRx007 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:37 pm

marco wrote:Ohhhh Noooo!!!


If you don't believe me check out this video

He's flanked by babes the whole time.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby goon attack » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:50 am

Are you black? If so, it's great.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby SIU LAW » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:26 am

Don't do this.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby Portland Blues » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:51 am

I certainly don't see that anything could go wrong wearing an outfit of this magnitude.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby the knob » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:01 am

Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby big d note » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:12 pm

I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I dont know where I am goin to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I dont need a reason why.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I aint missin a single thing.
And cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out Im gonna do you in.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Top coat, top hat,
I dont worry coz my wallets fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin sharp and lookin for love.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl grazy bout a sharp dressed man.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby F Keenan » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:51 pm

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby ViPeRx007 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:13 pm

F Keenan wrote:Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.


Everybody, obviously. Duh.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby STL JA » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:07 pm

Looks like something Tommy would wear.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:22 pm

goon attack wrote:Are you black? If so, it's great.

That's racist - obviously that guy is yellow.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:29 pm

the knob wrote:Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.

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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby marco » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:32 pm

STL JA wrote:Looks like something Tommy would wear.

Teh Orgin?!!1?1
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby stinkdified » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:58 pm

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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Postby JCShutout » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:31 pm

big d note wrote:I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:


I would never recommend someone listen to ZZ Top.
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