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Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:53 pm
by marco
Is this acceptable? I'm looking for fashion advice and with so many jersey/uniform experts on here, I figure this is a good place to begin.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:07 pm
by ViPeRx007
I had trouble visualizing this so I made a graphic.

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Can't say I hate it....

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:15 pm
by marco
I don't know... i think the striping is off... and the tie is a little off center.

try again

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:26 pm
by marco
This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:34 pm
by ViPeRx007
marco wrote:This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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This bears a slight resemblance to Mr. Bill:

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That said, you're definitely on the right track with the ladies. We all know Mr. Bill gets plenty.

He says, "ohhhh NOOOOOO" but we all know he means "OHHHH YEAAAA!!!"

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:35 pm
by marco
Ohhhh Noooo!!!

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:37 pm
by ViPeRx007
marco wrote:Ohhhh Noooo!!!
If you don't believe me check out this video

He's flanked by babes the whole time.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:50 am
by goon attack
Are you black? If so, it's great.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:26 am
by SIU LAW
Don't do this.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:51 am
by Portland Blues
I certainly don't see that anything could go wrong wearing an outfit of this magnitude.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:01 am
by the knob
Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:12 pm
by big d note
I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I dont know where I am goin to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I dont need a reason why.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I aint missin a single thing.
And cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out Im gonna do you in.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Top coat, top hat,
I dont worry coz my wallets fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin sharp and lookin for love.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl grazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:51 pm
by F Keenan
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:13 pm
by ViPeRx007
F Keenan wrote:Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.
Everybody, obviously. Duh.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:07 pm
by STL JA
Looks like something Tommy would wear.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:22 pm
by marco
goon attack wrote:Are you black? If so, it's great.
That's racist - obviously that guy is yellow.

Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:29 pm
by marco
the knob wrote:Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:32 pm
by marco
STL JA wrote:Looks like something Tommy would wear.
Teh Orgin?!!1?1
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:58 pm
by stinkdified
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Re: Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:31 pm
by JCShutout
big d note wrote:I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:
I would never recommend someone listen to ZZ Top.