the first time our firstborn got me, I was changing him and up came the fountain of pee...I wasn't expecting it so I just stood there for a second and then sort of laughed. Then the phone rang and a split second after that, he blasted a huge shart across the changing table and all over my hand. I look down at him and he was just laughing and smiling at me. I'll never forget that moment.
My daughter has never gotten me...YET, and our newborn has peed on me once but I've avoided the poop blasts so far.
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