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Alkali metals

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:51 am
by rebelmusic
Some say they are unstable, some say they are reactionary.

What do you think?

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:10 am
by stinkdified
so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:35 pm
by section319
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Now, that there sir is quality.

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:07 pm
by Ruutu15
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:45 am
by stinkdified
section319 wrote:
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".
Now, that there sir is quality.

so, two atoms were walking down the street and one said to the other 'i think i lost an electron'. the other said 'are you sure?'. the first one said 'yea, im positive.'

what did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice Belt

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:00 am
by Rocketpop
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".
Fallout 3, eh?

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:58 pm
by stinkdified
Rocketpop wrote:
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".
Fallout 3, eh?
huh?

i know that joke 'cause im an engineer (which means i enjoy corny science jokes) and (more relevant) because my brother is a chemistry major, which is where i heard it.

Re: Alkali metals

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:30 pm
by Rocketpop
stinkdified wrote:
Rocketpop wrote:
stinkdified wrote:so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".
Fallout 3, eh?
huh?

i know that joke 'cause im an engineer (which means i enjoy corny science jokes) and (more relevant) because my brother is a chemistry major, which is where i heard it.
In FO3, You can ask the robot housekeeper to tell you jokes, which are always terrible. That was the first one he told me.