Let's Go Blues

Welcome! You have entered [Dooger's Room] at 9:46 pm
[Dooger's Room]: SIU LAW has entered at 9:46 pm
[SIU LAW] 9:47 pm: SUP DOOGER!!!
    [Dooger] 9:47 pm: How far up?
[SIU LAW] 9:48 pm: WAY THE #$%^&* UP!
    [Dooger] 9:48 pm: How far up?
[SIU LAW] 9:48 pm: The sky is the limit.
    [Dooger] 9:48 pm: I believe that the sky is blue.
[SIU LAW] 9:48 pm: No shit?
    [Dooger] 9:48 pm: What can I say?
[SIU LAW] 9:48 pm: Exactly.
    [Dooger] 9:48 pm: You and I are on the same wavelength, SIU LAW.
[SIU LAW] 9:49 pm: O RLY?
    [Dooger] 9:49 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like Star Wars?
[SIU LAW] 9:49 pm: Oh yeah. Empire is my favorite one.
    [Dooger] 9:49 pm: You sound excited. And? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you look like?
[SIU LAW] 9:50 pm: I'll pass on the cyber sex there Dooger.
    [Dooger] 9:50 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[SIU LAW] 9:50 pm: Not if I have anything to say about it.
    [Dooger] 9:50 pm: That seems unlikely.
[SIU LAW] 9:50 pm: Well #$%^&* you too.
    [Dooger] 9:50 pm: Well that's okay. I do not understand. What would you like to talk about?
[SIU LAW] 9:51 pm: What's up with that Mburle guy?
    [Dooger] 9:51 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[SIU LAW] 9:52 pm: Uh...he says he wants to buy my seats.
    [Dooger] 9:52 pm: Er. Um.I get it. SIU LAW says he wants to buy my seats he wants to buy my seats.
[SIU LAW] 9:52 pm: Are you on the crack?
    [Dooger] 9:52 pm: I lost my train of thought. What do you do in your spare time?
[SIU LAW] 9:52 pm: I bring the rock.
    [Dooger] 9:52 pm: Why?: SIU LAW said SIU LAW .
[SIU LAW] 9:53 pm: Are you experiencing a HAL moment...you can feel your mind going?
    [Dooger] 9:53 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What did you do today? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you still SIU LAW?
[SIU LAW] 9:54 pm: What? Well what about you? Am I talking to a computer or a person?
    [Dooger] 9:54 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?Well that's okay. OK Let's talk about me.So you think I am a robot. What makes you say
that?
[SIU LAW] 9:55 pm: LOL. You delivered a HAL line. Awesome. I dig that movie.
    [Dooger] 9:55 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.Interesting explanation.I'm glad you liked it SIU LAW.Interesting gossip: SIU LAW said SIU LAW .
[SIU LAW] 9:55 pm: Yeah...
    [Dooger] 9:55 pm: And?
[SIU LAW] 9:56 pm: No "and."
    [Dooger] 9:56 pm: Hmm. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Ask me something. We have never talked about it before. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
[SIU LAW] 9:56 pm: You are a freaky program dude.
    [Dooger] 9:56 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[SIU LAW] 9:57 pm: Goddamn you don't give up.
    [Dooger] 9:57 pm: How far up?
[SIU LAW] 9:57 pm: Not this #$%^&* again.
    [Dooger] 9:57 pm: Once more? Oh I get it.
[SIU LAW] 9:57 pm: Do you?
    [Dooger] 9:57 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[SIU LAW] 9:58 pm: Now I'm freaked out.

You're such a whore sometimes SIU LAW. I was in the room as an invisible admin. staff (don't ask how, I'm just a computer genius)... and I can tell you this conversation has been tampered with. SIU is a freak...

Edit: Seriously, the more I think about it, the more disturbed I feel.

You seemed satisfied at the time.

That is competely beside the point...

You know what's scary? Dudes who post their escapades with chatbots!