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Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:02 pm
by Card Hockey
. . . people/you joined hockey forums or any kind of forum really:

You joined forums seeking friendship but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You were abducted by aliens and now your life-long ambition is to find others like You . . .
You're a depraved foul-mouthed goof and your family has secretly hired me to join and monitor the forums you obsessively frequent, gathering evidence to have you committed for psychiatric care . . .
You tried religion but when God didn't give you a giant penis, you knew there was no such things as gods . . .
You can't understand why people don't agree with your logic nor understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You finally found a forum where people use profanity just like you but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You joined a so-called Christian forum but even people in those forums ban you . . .
You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
You want to share your profound wisdom about politics, life, philosophy, sports etc. but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You're bummed out because every time you post an Introduction in a forum, Forumsters call you a liar and/or a troll . . .
You think you were abducted by aliens and were given a mission to join forums and then display an alien-kinda-like pic on your profile to pretend you're tough and evil and maybe partly alien now and also hoping the aliens might later use You as their ambassador to communicate with species earthlings on the aliens' behalf but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're an atheist and you can't understand why almost everyone you talk to in real life could care less about athiests so you joined/started a forum hoping to find others just like You . . .
You thought these "Poor Me themes" were hysterically funny and typically true for most forum-dwellers and you want to post your agreement but you're too afraid it might get you banned and you won't risk sending a PM either for the same reason . . .
Because You are female, you thought people in forums would appreciate a feminine point of view but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway so they can be foul-mouthed and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're an imbecile but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You're a pervert but hiding in a forum let's you pretend you're normal until Forumsters tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're a troll(have no life) but by calling everyone else 'trolls'(losers) you think it's a secret code recruiting others into the brotherhood of trolldom(asininity) but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You always report topics that you don't understand or that offend you because you're a naïve judgmental hypocrite but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You have low self esteem and want to find someone in a forum to whine about life with but because most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too, you're now even more depressed . . .
You hoped to find a girlfriend by joining a forum but when you PM members whom you think are female, they just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You are so frustrated with “not knowing” (ignoramus), that you have become hatefully psychotic doing things like hanging out in so-called and otherwise disguised agnostic/christian/atheist forums with your anonymous cyber-pals who are just as delusional as You or worse and who also hate You and/or you just haven’t grown up yet while you obliviously act out as they do (mimic Satan), displaying cartoonish demonic avatars on your profile but you can't understand why most demonic Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .

If you have more interesting reasons than "those", I'd like to read them and I probably won't tell you to ____ off either? This topic is also used to sort 'those' out for my Ignore List. Thanks. :useless:

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:28 pm
by fargoblues
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There. Now can I join the others on ignore please?

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:44 am
by stinkdified
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Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:19 am
by Larry Platt
JUST SHUT THE (Frank) UP ALREADY!

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:21 am
by cprice12
:lol:

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:57 am
by Card Hockey
Larry Platt wrote:Frank
Is that your real Name or your Forum-whiner name? ;)

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:03 am
by Card Hockey
[quote="stinkdified"][/quote]

Nope, nuthin' intelligent nor hockey-related talk yet but 2 more for the ig list though: Larry Platt, stinkdified

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:13 am
by Larry Platt
Card Hockey wrote:
Larry Platt wrote:Frank
Is that your real Name or your Forum-whiner name? ;)
:facepalm:

Sorry, "Card Hockey" its just my Forum-whiner name. Sort of like "Whore" is your mothers weekend name.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:41 pm
by fargoblues
Larry Platt wrote:
Card Hockey wrote:
Larry Platt wrote:Frank
Is that your real Name or your Forum-whiner name? ;)
:facepalm:

Sorry, "Card Hockey" its just my Forum-whiner name. Sort of like "Whore" is your mothers weekend name.
Hey now, get off the dude's mom. Bernie just did.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:15 pm
by Portland Blues
Sometimes I miss the threads about Ford Mustangs, American Idol performers and working at Home Depot.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:07 am
by choppa4
For the +1.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:49 am
by SteveO
Issues.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:11 am
by WaukeeBlues
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Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:53 pm
by cprice12
Card Hockey wrote:
stinkdified wrote:
Nope, nuthin' intelligent nor hockey-related talk yet but 2 more for the ig list though: Larry Platt, stinkdified
Uh...this is the off topic forum...hence why no hockey talk exists in this forum.
:lol:

Dude...pretty soon your going to be talking to yourself...which I am sure you are used to doing.

I wish you were allowed to "ignore" mods and admins.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:18 pm
by fargoblues
cprice12 wrote:
Card Hockey wrote:
stinkdified wrote:
Nope, nuthin' intelligent nor hockey-related talk yet but 2 more for the ig list though: Larry Platt, stinkdified
Uh...this is the off topic forum...hence why no hockey talk exists in this forum.
:lol:

Dude...pretty soon your going to be talking to yourself...which I am sure you are used to doing.

I wish you were allowed to "ignore" mods and admins.
Seriously. What does a brotha need to do to get on this "ignore" list? I'm starting to feel left out.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:49 pm
by cprice12
fargoblues wrote:
cprice12 wrote:
Card Hockey wrote:
stinkdified wrote:
Nope, nuthin' intelligent nor hockey-related talk yet but 2 more for the ig list though: Larry Platt, stinkdified
Uh...this is the off topic forum...hence why no hockey talk exists in this forum.
:lol:

Dude...pretty soon your going to be talking to yourself...which I am sure you are used to doing.

I wish you were allowed to "ignore" mods and admins.
Seriously. What does a brotha need to do to get on this "ignore" list? I'm starting to feel left out.
I guess you have to tick off the golden child newb we have here.

Let me know if/when you guys grow tired of this tool and I'll remove him from the site.

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:33 pm
by SIU LAW
I'm ready to vote him off. Anyone else?

Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:20 pm
by WaukeeBlues
SIU LAW wrote:I'm ready to vote him off. Anyone else?
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Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:32 am
by fargoblues
SIU LAW wrote:I'm ready to vote him off. Anyone else?
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Re: Most common reasons why . . .

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:04 pm
by philco_3
fargoblues wrote:
Larry Platt wrote:
Card Hockey wrote:
Larry Platt wrote:Frank
Is that your real Name or your Forum-whiner name? ;)
:facepalm:

Sorry, "Card Hockey" its just my Forum-whiner name. Sort of like "Whore" is your mothers weekend name.
Hey now, get off the dude's mom. Bernie just did.
I think panger was in there too.