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Postby Rowdy » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:28 pm

Why we split up:

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending:

$65 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes, and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.
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Postby SmokeMorePot » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:22 pm

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Postby goon attack » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:43 pm

Amanda Peet makes me feel funny down there.
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Postby Repeal-56a » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:21 pm

goon attack wrote:Amanda Bynes makes me feel like a pedophile.


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Postby goon attack » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:22 am

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goon attack wrote:Amanda Bynes makes me feel like a pedophile.


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Postby ksbluesfan » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:01 pm

The latest NHL Panel Questionnaire is just weird. They list about 20 players, and I'm supposed to respond to things like "funny, sincere, cute, good listener" and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to say anything positive about any Red Wings. Sure, Zetterberg is talented, but I've never once considered whether he was cute or not. The first player was Shanahan. The only thing I could think about was Craig Janney. Needless to say, "trustworthy" was not a word I used to describe Shanny.
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Postby De-Spirited » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:28 pm

ksbluesfan wrote:The latest NHL Panel Questionnaire is just weird. They list about 20 players, and I'm supposed to respond to things like "funny, sincere, cute, good listener" and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to say anything positive about any Red Wings. Sure, Zetterberg is talented, but I've never once considered whether he was cute or not. The first player was Shanahan. The only thing I could think about was Craig Janney. Needless to say, "trustworthy" was not a word I used to describe Shanny.

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Postby the knob » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:39 pm

ksbluesfan wrote:The latest NHL Panel Questionnaire is just weird. They list about 20 players, and I'm supposed to respond to things like "funny, sincere, cute, good listener" and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to say anything positive about any Red Wings. Sure, Zetterberg is talented, but I've never once considered whether he was cute or not. The first player was Shanahan. The only thing I could think about was Craig Janney. Needless to say, "trustworthy" was not a word I used to describe Shanny.


Interesting, you got a different list than me. Lidstrom was the first player and only Wing in the bunch. Other players were Forsberg, Modano, Crosby, Ovechkin, Cheechoo, Thornton, and a few others. Seemed like a very odd survey to me.
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Postby SIU LAW » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:16 am

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Postby ksbluesfan » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:29 am

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I guess that means Maple Leaf fans are afraid of Canadiens fans.
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Postby Nyghtewynd » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:32 pm

ksbluesfan wrote:The latest NHL Panel Questionnaire is just weird. They list about 20 players, and I'm supposed to respond to things like "funny, sincere, cute, good listener" and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to say anything positive about any Red Wings. Sure, Zetterberg is talented, but I've never once considered whether he was cute or not. The first player was Shanahan. The only thing I could think about was Craig Janney. Needless to say, "trustworthy" was not a word I used to describe Shanny.


I got a similar one today...pictures of players, and then questions as to whether I knew their names or not. I didn't know one. I swear--there are probably only 20-25 guys in the NHL that I'd know by looking, and half of them are former Blues. I wouldn't know most of these guys if they walked up to me wearing a sign that said, "I AM _____" and kicked me in the crotch.
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Postby ksbluesfan » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:44 pm

Nyghtewynd wrote:
ksbluesfan wrote:The latest NHL Panel Questionnaire is just weird. They list about 20 players, and I'm supposed to respond to things like "funny, sincere, cute, good listener" and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not about to say anything positive about any Red Wings. Sure, Zetterberg is talented, but I've never once considered whether he was cute or not. The first player was Shanahan. The only thing I could think about was Craig Janney. Needless to say, "trustworthy" was not a word I used to describe Shanny.


I got a similar one today...pictures of players, and then questions as to whether I knew their names or not. I didn't know one. I swear--there are probably only 20-25 guys in the NHL that I'd know by looking, and half of them are former Blues. I wouldn't know most of these guys if they walked up to me wearing a sign that said, "I AM _____" and kicked me in the crotch.


I was pretty bad at that one too. I knew Mats Sundin, Marty Turco, Teamu Selanne, Scott Gomez, Dany Heatley, Joe Sakic and Roberto Luongo.

I wish I didn't recognize any of them. Why does the NHL want to know if I think Dany Heatley is cute?
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Postby SIU LAW » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:05 pm

That survey was asinine and I continually was thinking “WTF?!?”. I knew about half of the players…
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Postby ksbluesfan » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:09 pm

SIU LAW wrote:That survey was asinine and I continually was thinking “WTF?!?”. I knew about half of the players…


OK, come clean. You said Darren McCarty was attractive.

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Postby SIU LAW » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:16 pm

I didn’t have him on my survey…but I did say Joe Sakic was smokin’ hot!
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Postby ksbluesfan » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:33 pm

SIU LAW wrote:I didn’t have him on my survey…but I did say Joe Sakic was smokin’ hot!


:lol:

The most recognizable face in hockey was skipped.

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Postby Ruutu15 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:56 pm

It's Crispin Glover!!!!

Yeah, I hated that survey, too.
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Postby sanscrit » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:02 pm

ksbluesfan wrote:
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I guess that means Maple Leaf fans are afraid of Canadiens fans.


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Postby McClement9 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:05 am

Rowdy wrote:Why we split up:

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending:

$65 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes, and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.


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Postby SMS Bleeds Blue » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:52 pm

I'm trying to decide which is funnier:

(a) the spate of SMP-related protest threads, sigs, and the like; or
(2) the fact that it took almost two weeks for anyone to notice that he was gone.
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