WHY DIDN'T J.D. TRADE DOUG WEIGHT?

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HAS ANYBODY SEEN WEIGHT'S WIFE? WHAT ARE HER BREASTS AND BUTT LIKE? ANY GOOD?
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BANNED!!!1111!!

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northwest dave wrote:BANNED!!!1111!!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUNGHOLE YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST!!!!1111
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goon attack wrote:HAS ANYBODY SEEN WEIGHT'S WIFE? WHAT ARE HER BREASTS AND BUTT LIKE? ANY GOOD?
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ST. LOUIS – ST. LOUIS BLUES PRESIDENT JOHN DAVIDSON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE CLUB HAS SIGNED FREE AGENT CENTER DOUG WEIGHT TO A MULTI-YEAR CONTRACT!!!111

“WE ARE BRINGING BACK A PLAYER THAT LOVES THE CITY OF ST. LOUIS AND THE BLUES ORGANIZATION,” SAID DAVIDSON. “HE’S A STANLEY CUP WINNER AND WILL BE A KEY PART OF THIS TEAM MOVING FORWARD!!!!!111!!!ELEVEN”

WEIGHT, 35, WILL ENTER HIS SECOND STINT WITH THE BLUES. HE WAS ACQUIRED FROM ST. LOUIS BY CAROLINA ON JAN. 30, 2006 IN EXCHANGE FOR A FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICE (TRADED TO NEW JERSEY FOR THEIR 25TH CHOICE WHICH THE BLUES DRAFTED PATRIK BERGLUND) IN 2006, A FOURTH ROUND DRAFT CHOICE IN 2006 (RETO BERRA) AND ANOTHER FOURTH ROUND DRAFT CHOICE IN 2007 ALONG WITH JESSE BOULERICE, MAGNUS KAHNBERG AND MIKE ZIGOMANIS. WEIGHT PLAYED IN 23 GAMES FOR THE HURRICANES THIS PAST POSTSEASON, REGISTERING 16 POINTS (THREE GOALS, 13 ASSISTS) AND HELPED GUIDE THE TEAM TO ITS FIRST STANLEY CUP!!!111 AT THE TIME OF THE TRANSACTION, THE 5-11, 201-POUND CENTER LED THE BLUES WITH 33 ASSISTS AND 44 POINTS IN 47 GAMES.

WEIGHT HAS PLAYED IN 982 CAREER NHL GAMES, AMASSING 885 POINTS (239 GOALS, 646 ASSISTS) ALONG WITH 809 PENALTY MINUTES. THE FOUR-TIME ALL-STAR WAS ACQUIRED BY ST. LOUIS FROM EDMONTON ON JULY 1, 2001 AND PLAYED FOUR SEASONS WITH THE BLUES FROM 2001-2006.

WEIGHT BEGAN HIS NHL CAREER WITH THE NEW YORK RANGERS IN THE 1991 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS. THE DETROIT, MICHIGAN NATIVE WAS ORIGINALLY DRAFTED BY THE RANGERS IN THE SECOND ROUND, 34TH OVERALL, IN THE 1990 NHL ENTRY DRAFT!!!11ELEVENTY11!1

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GOOD THING SHE'S NOT OUR GOALIE!!!!!!111
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BUT SERIOUSLY, I'VE YET TO SEE A SIEVE THAT A REGULATION NHL PUCK COULD FIT THROUGH. JUST SAYING!!!!111
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HEY GUYS, WHY DID WEIGHT COME BACK IN TEH FIRST PLACE IF HE WANTED TO PLAY FOR A DIFFERENT TEAM, IT WOULD BE SILLY FOR HIM TO RETURN AND THEN TRADE AWAY AGAIN HAHA.
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Official 2023-'24 Sponsor of: Dua Lipa, Craig Berube, and yoga pants

'22-'23: Kim Wexler; '21-'22: Slayyyter; '21: fat chicks and covid-19; '19-'20: Taco Bell's Spicy Tostada (discontinued); '18-'19: Bhad Bhabie; '17-'18 Pitbull.'16-'17: Donald J. Trump, Black Lives Matter, and Karlie Kloss; '15-'16: the Hadids; '14-'15: $17.8+ trillion U.S. national debt; '13-'14: another season of bitter disappointment; '13: communism; '11-'12: Vlad Sobotka and fake, drunken lesbianism; '10-'11: Ryan Reaves, Bo Derek's cans, Willow Palin, and the new Lightning logo; '09-'10: the epic destruction of the Politics Forum; '08-'09: Sandy Miller

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LazyPenguin wrote:[img:194:194]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/pho ... 13-194.jpg[/img]
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goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer? :lol: :wink:

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goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer? :lol: :wink:
WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS?
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goon attack wrote:
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goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer? :lol: :wink:
WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS?
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northwest dave wrote:
goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer? :lol: :wink:
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