WHY DIDN'T J.D. TRADE DOUG WEIGHT?

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FYAD is leaking.
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I THINK THAT JD TOLD PLEAU TO TRAIDE WEIGHT AND PLEAU THOUGHT HE SAID TRAIDE WAIT SO HE WAITED AND THEN HE FIGURED OUT WHAT JD MENT BUT THE DEADLINE WAS OVER IT WAS TOO LATE OH NOES!!!1 JD WAS SO MAD THAT HE GAVE PLEAU'S WIFE TEH GENITAL HERPES!
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HÄY, I ÄM AT TEH WÜRKS, HÄS DÖÜG WEIGHT'S NEW REWL ÄLLÖWED HIM TÖ BE TEH TRÄDED YET?!1?!!?!1?!

I HEÄRD ÄFTER TEH GÄIME LÄST NITE HE SÖLD LÜÖNGÖ'S HÖÜSE ÄND THEN BÄWT HIM Ä HAM SÄNDWICH.1!!.11!
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I'M IN UR HOCKIES


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WHY WOULD WE TRADE WEIGHT, HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE NEXT SIDNEY CROSBY...USE YOUR HEAD!
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Post by JCShutout »

LOL! THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS.

ABOUT THE "WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT TEH HOCKIES" BIT. IS THAT A JOKE FROM ANOTHER THREAD? (SORRY, I'M A LURKER) COULD SOMEONE POST THE LINK TO THAT THREAD PLEASE? IT SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

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JCShutout wrote:LOL! This thread is hilarious.

About the "We're talkin' about teh hockies" bit. Is that a joke from another thread? (Sorry, I'm a lurker) Could someone post the link to that thread please? It sounds hilarious.
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Re: WHY DIDN'T J.D. TRADE DOUG WEIGHT?

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xbleed83bluex wrote: 1)Make Doug Weight the Captain of the team. Build a young team around him.
HEY WHY DID JU POST THIS ABOUT TEH WEIGHT ON JANUARY 12TH AND NOW U WANT HIM TO BE TEH TRADED??11!?!!1?!1ONE!

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