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Goonie, what the hell is Short's character's name in your avatar? That shit used to kill back when SNL was awesome.
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deadphish wrote:Goonie, what the hell is Short's character's name in your avatar? That shit used to kill back when SNL was awesome.

nathan thurm

:lol:

clips are on youtube. :lol:
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goon attack wrote:
deadphish wrote:Goonie, what the hell is Short's character's name in your avatar? That shit used to kill back when SNL was awesome.

nathan thurm

:lol:

clips are on youtube. :lol:
It's a damn shame Short didn't experience the same level of success as some other (IMO less talented) SNL people in their post SNL endeavors. Dana Carvey, too.
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the newer nathan thurm clip where RFK jr. is interviewing him is darn funny.

And I agree with you on short. He is a funny mofo
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Have we figured out who this Tiger Woods fellow is yet? I have a feeling he's in this picture, but I can't seem to find him. I must not be looking hard enough.

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Tiger Woods is a musclebound steroidhead.

Now Phil Mickelson, there's a real golfer! The only thing he's injecting is hamburger grease.
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deadphish wrote:
Leedog wrote:What if I said the Woods joke came from Chris Rock? would that make it ok? How come his black jokes are funny?
As my hero George Carlin would say, "...because he's a ni**er!" <-----See what I did there???? :shock:
Then shouldn't his name be Ti*er Woods? That would be less offensive.
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I'm just going to say this, and take it any way you want.

If I telephoned the parents of one of my kids whilst in front of a crowded room and lambasted their child with a slew of offensive comments geared to show my frustration with their behavior, that would be a very bad thing.

If I privately complain about the kid with a couple of colleagues and use the same offensive comments, that's not a bad thing. Well, it is a bad thing, but it's not even in the same realm of bad as the former example.

There's a public persona and a private persona we all need to keep separate from each other, otherwise we position ourselves for all sorts of criticism. If we can't segregate private from public behaviors, trouble ensues.
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People seem to think when private persona behavior is stumbled upon or revealed due to subterfuge or other means, then it's fair game.

e.g., Hulk Hogan's phone call, Alec Baldwin's phone call.

How much transparency do you want? None at all?

I see political correctness as being akin to extreme nationalism, only we do have political and legal protections than guard our liberty. When it comes to the social realm, if people decide you're ruined in your career, it's pretty much over. There's really no guard against accusations of racism, sexism etc. In that respect, social taboo is more powerful that political taboo, mainly because if you're offensive politically, there is going to be a substantial portion of people willing to stick up for you to keep you viable regarding transactions concerning your marketability and social acceptance potential.

Screw up on the political correctness meter and there are only a handful that will have your back.

The Jacobins wanted full transparency in government. It became a witch hunt. Political correctness is a witch hunt that demands full transparency of belief in what is "fair" and "good."
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goon attack wrote:the newer nathan thurm clip where RFK jr. is interviewing him is darn funny.

And I agree with you on short. He is a funny mofo
I looked that up on youtube... really good stuff.
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I'm done with the topic after this, no matter who says what. And we'd all be better off if everyone did.
I heard this joke not long after the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident, when the FCC was up everyones ass. Artie Lange told the joke on the Howard Stern show when they were still on terrestrial radio. Howard had a dump button. Dead Air Dave's only job at KROCK in NY was to hit the dump button on stuff management thought was offensive but Howard didn't. The show was aired in STL on a 1 hr delay due to the time zone difference. The FCC, who you bet your ass was listening didn't blink. You know who laughed loudest in the studio? Robin Quivers, who if you haven't noticed, is black. But she is also very intelligent, and knows the difference between someone spewing hatred and hurt full BS, and someone who is using a clever play on words in an attempt at humor. I wish the rest of the world was as smart as Robin.
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ksbluesfan wrote:Have we figured out who this Tiger Woods fellow is yet? I have a feeling he's in this picture, but I can't seem to find him. I must not be looking hard enough.

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Hell if I know, but I'd like the see more of that blonde on the left. I'm guessing that's his little honey dip.

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Leedog wrote:I'm done with the topic after this, no matter who says what. And we'd all be better off if everyone did.
I heard this joke not long after the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident, when the FCC was up everyones ass. Artie Lange told the joke on the Howard Stern show when they were still on terrestrial radio. Howard had a dump button. Dead Air Dave's only job at KROCK in NY was to hit the dump button on stuff management thought was offensive but Howard didn't. The show was aired in STL on a 1 hr delay due to the time zone difference. The FCC, who you bet your ass was listening didn't blink. You know who laughed loudest in the studio? Robin Quivers, who if you haven't noticed, is black. But she is also very intelligent, and knows the difference between someone spewing hatred and hurt full BS, and someone who is using a clever play on words in an attempt at humor. I wish the rest of the world was as smart as Robin.
Or she took it in the CONTEXT of knowing that person well and knowing his intent with the joke.
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goon attack wrote:People seem to think when private persona behavior is stumbled upon or revealed due to subterfuge or other means, then it's fair game.

e.g., Hulk Hogan's phone call, Alec Baldwin's phone call.

How much transparency do you want? None at all?

I see political correctness as being akin to extreme nationalism, only we do have political and legal protections than guard our liberty. When it comes to the social realm, if people decide you're ruined in your career, it's pretty much over. There's really no guard against accusations of racism, sexism etc. In that respect, social taboo is more powerful that political taboo, mainly because if you're offensive politically, there is going to be a substantial portion of people willing to stick up for you to keep you viable regarding transactions concerning your marketability and social acceptance potential.

Screw up on the political correctness meter and there are only a handful that will have your back.

The Jacobins wanted full transparency in government. It became a witch hunt. Political correctness is a witch hunt that demands full transparency of belief in what is "fair" and "good."
The jacobins? Really? That's your argument?

Christ, do you think you could go back any further and finding anything less relevant?

I have no idea what you're talking about. You're just babbling about nothing.
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Leedog wrote:OK, since the venom is flowing, time for a racist Tiger Woods joke. Ya know how he got his nickname? His mom was Thai and his dad was a nigger. Thai-ger. Thai-ger. Get it?
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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Then you need to learn to think more philosophically. When you can recognize a similar philosophical framework in history, it can be fulfilling to make the comparison to illustrate the value or danger of something.

For instance, Hitler gassed 6 million Jews. George Bush is obviously Hitler.
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55 posts to prove Godwin's Law. That's awesome.

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Way to ruin a perfectly good Tiger Woods/Golf bashing thread. Keep it in the political area!

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STL JA wrote:Way to ruin a perfectly good Tiger Woods/Golf bashing thread. Keep it in the political area!
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goon attack wrote:
STL JA wrote:Way to ruin a perfectly good Tiger Woods/Golf bashing thread. Keep it in the political area!
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I don't see no ring on this fingah!!!!!
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