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Red Shirt, Green Tie, Blue Slacks, Black Socks & Brown Shoes

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Is this acceptable? I'm looking for fashion advice and with so many jersey/uniform experts on here, I figure this is a good place to begin.
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I had trouble visualizing this so I made a graphic.

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Can't say I hate it....
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I don't know... i think the striping is off... and the tie is a little off center.

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This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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marco wrote:This looks like a snatch trap - no way babes can resist this

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This bears a slight resemblance to Mr. Bill:

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That said, you're definitely on the right track with the ladies. We all know Mr. Bill gets plenty.

He says, "ohhhh NOOOOOO" but we all know he means "OHHHH YEAAAA!!!"
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Ohhhh Noooo!!!
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marco wrote:Ohhhh Noooo!!!
If you don't believe me check out this video

He's flanked by babes the whole time.
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Are you black? If so, it's great.
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Don't do this.

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I certainly don't see that anything could go wrong wearing an outfit of this magnitude.

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Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.

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I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I dont know where I am goin to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I dont need a reason why.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I aint missin a single thing.
And cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out Im gonna do you in.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Top coat, top hat,
I dont worry coz my wallets fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin sharp and lookin for love.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl grazy bout a sharp dressed man.
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Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.
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F Keenan wrote:Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a $hit.
Everybody, obviously. Duh.
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Looks like something Tommy would wear.

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goon attack wrote:Are you black? If so, it's great.
That's racist - obviously that guy is yellow.
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the knob wrote:Sounds like a book my son has, where a turkey can't get dressed properly. The last word on each page is oops. I think the same might be said for this scheme.
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STL JA wrote:Looks like something Tommy would wear.
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big d note wrote:I recommend that you listen to ZZ Top instead:
I would never recommend someone listen to ZZ Top.
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