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goon attack wrote:
ViPeRx007 wrote:You could always turn gay. It's not my style but I've heard good things.

Where did you hear that? In the West End by MEG's place?
I don't know, turn on just about any television show anymore and you can hear about it too.
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I think you should trade her in on a newer model that isn't all stretched out from having babies.

:lol:

But seriously, that's no fun. I hope you guys can get it worked out and that the kids are OK.
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goon attack wrote:
ViPeRx007 wrote:You could always turn gay. It's not my style but I've heard good things.

Where did you hear that? In the West End by MEG's place?

I haven't lived there since July, gramps.. Try and keep up. :wink:
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What happened?

It's hard to offer any advice knowing so little about what happened. Considering she just had a baby 2 months ago, she probably needed a break. That's a hard time to be a parent.

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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:
goon attack wrote:
ViPeRx007 wrote:You could always turn gay. It's not my style but I've heard good things.

Where did you hear that? In the West End by MEG's place?

I haven't lived there since July, gramps.. Try and keep up. :wink:
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goon attack wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:
goon attack wrote:
ViPeRx007 wrote:You could always turn gay. It's not my style but I've heard good things.

Where did you hear that? In the West End by MEG's place?

I haven't lived there since July, gramps.. Try and keep up. :wink:
where are you now, back with mom and dad?
Are you too retarded to read the location 2 inches to the left?
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Spoolard?

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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote: Are you too retarded to read the location 2 inches to the left?
Does it say "not in momma's basement?"

I don't know where your fukken parents live, dickbag.
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goon attack wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote: Are you too retarded to read the location 2 inches to the left?
Does it say "not in momma's basement?"

I don't know where your fukken parents live, dickbag.
Sounds like a re-re to me.
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tsblue wrote:Reason #347 to not be married...
Apparently you only keep track of the Major reasons.

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Mayersfan21 wrote:
tsblue wrote:Reason #347 to not be married...
Apparently you only keep track of the Major reasons.

/marriedguy
They are the only ones I can remember...but then, I gave that up for Lent years ago :lol:

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So...

everything has turned out to be ok. We had our little battle, but its over and we are moving forward.

She really did just need a break...it was getting to her and she wasn't acting herself.

No worries...thanks for the replies, guys.
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no problem, dude. I just want you to know that marriage is a never ending process and that if your wife ever needs some space, we are all here to comfort her in her time of need. Just send her our way.
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ViPeRx007 wrote:You could always turn gay. It's not my style but I've heard good things.
At least they have the sense to stay the hell away from women.........

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illownyou wrote:So...

everything has turned out to be ok. We had our little battle, but its over and we are moving forward.

She really did just need a break...it was getting to her and she wasn't acting herself.

No worries...thanks for the replies, guys.
I posted some dumb stuff in this thread but I'm glad things worked out for you man.
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illownyou wrote:So...

everything has turned out to be ok. We had our little battle, but its over and we are moving forward.

She really did just need a break...it was getting to her and she wasn't acting herself.

No worries...thanks for the replies, guys.
Hang in there. Being a parent is always challenging. You'll think you crossed a major hurdle when the baby starts sleeping through the night. Before long, you have to watch their every move to make sure they don't fall down the stairs or get into the toilet. It takes teamwork. The best advice I can offer is to be as helpful to your wife as possible and give her a break from time to time. When you're getting burnt out, and you will, let her know before it turns into a fight. Show as much appreciation for each other as possible. Kids pick up on everything you do, and it helps for them to be raised by parents who love and respect each other.

OK, that's it from me. From here on out, it's all jokes. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

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When we got married, my wife's co-workers gave her a laminated copy of this list, and we still have it stuck on our fridge. There are some good rules in here:
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Dear Abby shared a list of Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage from a couple who reached their 50th anniversary and successfully made their marriage a promise for life. See how many of these are rules you live by:

1. Never both be angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate.
4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up mistakes of the past.
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
8. At least once every day say a kind or complimentary word to your life partner.
9. When you have done something wrong, admit it and ask for forgiveness.
10. Remember it takes two to make a quarrel.
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