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Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:34 pm

When the (Frank) did you learn how to count?
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby goon attack » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:56 pm

Before your old man even blew his defective sperm in your mother's liquor-soaked herpes pocket.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:32 pm

Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby ViPeRx007 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:37 pm

goon attack wrote:Before your old man even blew his defective sperm in your mother's liquor-soaked herpes pocket.



There is just far too many descriptive words in this sentence. Honestly, I think you need to be censored.

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Re: Hey Goon

Postby goon attack » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:30 am

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina?


When a chick gets wasted and screws 5 guys, crazy things can happen.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Storm13 » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:05 am

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.


Not that I watch it, but...

Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby SteveO » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:49 pm

Storm13 wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.


Not that I watch it, but...

Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.


She kept looking for the worm?
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:03 pm

Prngr44 wrote:
Storm13 wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.


Not that I watch it, but...

Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.


She kept looking for the worm?


On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby stinkdified » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:12 pm

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:
Prngr44 wrote:
Storm13 wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.

Not that I watch it, but...
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.

She kept looking for the worm?

On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.

worms? or herpeseses?
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:18 pm

stinkdified wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:
Prngr44 wrote:
Storm13 wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.

Not that I watch it, but...
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.

She kept looking for the worm?

On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.

worms? or herpeseses?

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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Philo » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:34 pm

you two need to kiss and makeup your pissing matches are really getting very childish.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:33 am

Philo wrote:you two need to kiss and makeup your pissing matches are really getting very childish.


:lol:

I vote we make this the official M_e_g vs. goon thread til the politics forum is unlocked.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby Mellanby_equals_grit » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:48 pm

Okay I just had to post this gem..

Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
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Re: Hey Goon

Postby section319 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:48 pm

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Okay I just had to post this gem..

Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.



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Re: Hey Goon

Postby StillBleedingBlue » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:13 pm

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Okay I just had to post this gem..

Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.


Well, shit. I best steal from the bank while I'm still here.
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