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When the (Frank) did you learn how to count?
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Before your old man even blew his defective sperm in your mother's liquor-soaked herpes pocket.
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Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
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goon attack wrote:Before your old man even blew his defective sperm in your mother's liquor-soaked herpes pocket.
There is just far too many descriptive words in this sentence. Honestly, I think you need to be censored.
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When a chick gets wasted and screws 5 guys, crazy things can happen.Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina?
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Not that I watch it, but...Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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She kept looking for the worm?Storm13 wrote:Not that I watch it, but...Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.Prngr44 wrote:She kept looking for the worm?Storm13 wrote:Not that I watch it, but...Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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worms? or herpeseses?Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.Prngr44 wrote:She kept looking for the worm?Storm13 wrote:Not that I watch it, but...Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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yesstinkdified wrote:worms? or herpeseses?Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:On that show I doubt it was hard to find.. Probably a couple dozen in there.Prngr44 wrote:She kept looking for the worm?Storm13 wrote:Not that I watch it, but...Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Why would someone pour liquor in their vagina? Make some sense, assblaster.
Apparently on "Rock of Love" one chick was taking tequila shots from another chicks vag on the first day.
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you two need to kiss and makeup your pissing matches are really getting very childish.
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Philo wrote:you two need to kiss and makeup your pissing matches are really getting very childish.
I vote we make this the official M_e_g vs. goon thread til the politics forum is unlocked.
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Okay I just had to post this gem..
Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Okay I just had to post this gem..
Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
hmm..
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Well, shit. I best steal from the bank while I'm still here.Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Okay I just had to post this gem..
Nancy Pelosi wrote:every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
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