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Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.

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the knob wrote:Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.
Totally banking that one for later use.

A truck, a car hood, and a ski rope make for good sledding too.

Back in the high school days during booze cruising, my buddies and I would break out our tater guns (probably hoosier enough just having them) and shoot signs, mailboxes, etc.

We also took backroad sign stealing to new levels with a portable generator, an air compressor, and air ratchet.

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Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.
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rebelmusic wrote:Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.
Kind of redundant, isn't it?
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Does living in Illinois with a 4 wheel drive truck count?
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Bought ammunition and beer from Wal-Mart in the same trip.
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big d note wrote:One time I trimmed my beard into a fu manchu and sideburns. I looked like a complete hoosier.

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