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kodos wrote:Wrestling in Grey Poupon.
Was that in your Rolls Royce while it was up on cinder blocks?

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I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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dmiles2186 wrote:and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
Themselves of course.
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dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.
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glen a richter wrote:
dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.
I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.
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fargoblues wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.
I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.
That's just insulting. A deer would never sound like such a tooly douche.
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I just purchased gold plated, diamond encrusted Bull's Balls to hang off the hitch of my Ford F250.
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I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
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goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
Thats classy. :okman:
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goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
Did she squeal like a pig?
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