What's the most high-class redneck thing you've ever done
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Wrestling in Grey Poupon.
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Was that in your Rolls Royce while it was up on cinder blocks?kodos wrote:Wrestling in Grey Poupon.
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Had too much whiskey at a formal dinner.
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Asked my father for his blessing before proposing to my sister.
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Asked my dad to get off me because he was crushing my cigarettes, when I was 8.
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I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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Themselves of course.dmiles2186 wrote:and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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Ordered from the McDonald's dollar menu while we were in Palm Springs (for work).
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Raising my pinkie while drinking PBR.
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Wore a half-shirt at my wedding.
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At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.glen a richter wrote:At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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That's just insulting. A deer would never sound like such a tooly douche.fargoblues wrote:I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.glen a richter wrote:At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.
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I just purchased gold plated, diamond encrusted Bull's Balls to hang off the hitch of my Ford F250.
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I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
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Thats classy.goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
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Did she squeal like a pig?goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.
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