new random observation thread
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Re: new random observation thread
by Prngr44 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:16 am
Cracks me up when I see people driving with no shirt.
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Re: new random observation thread
by abc789987 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:36 am
Prngr44 wrote:Cracks me up when I see people driving with no shirt.
My cousin got pulled over by a cop because he thought she wasn't wearing a shirt. She had a tube-top on. I think he just wanted to see her tits.
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Re: new random observation thread
by Portland Blues » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:47 am
Prngr44 wrote:Cracks me up when I see people driving with no shirt.
Saw a guy today at a stop sign with no shirt, a mullet, a mustache and was blasting the Scorpions "Blackout" at full volume. That's pretty much winning the lottery right there.
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Re: new random observation thread
by abc789987 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:38 pm
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crap, this song is soo shitty but I can't get it out of my head...
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Re: new random observation thread
by glen a richter » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:11 pm
abc789987 wrote:Prngr44 wrote:Cracks me up when I see people driving with no shirt.
My cousin got pulled over by a cop because he thought she wasn't wearing a shirt. She had a tube-top on. I think he just wanted to see her tits.
Are they worth seeing?
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Re: new random observation thread
by stinkdified » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:39 pm
++, i have no motivation today.abc789987 wrote:i need a drink
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Re: new random observation thread
by philco_3 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:07 pm
stinkdified wrote:++, i have no motivation today.abc789987 wrote:i need a drink
I'm drinking for ya all right now.
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:19 pm
The city of Houston, Texas, USA is quite possibly the biggest shithole on the planet.
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:56 am
upon further review, a coherent and believable argument could be made that Houston, Texas is not in the USA after all...
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Re: new random observation thread
by big d note » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:35 am
fargoblues wrote:The city of Houston, Texas, USA is quite possibly the biggest shithole on the planet.
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:45 am
big d note wrote:fargoblues wrote:The city of Houston, Texas, USA is quite possibly the biggest shithole on the planet.
Actually, I'm thinking it's more like the rear porthole of Texas. But armpit is much nicer.
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Re: new random observation thread
by ViPeRx007 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:30 pm
fargoblues wrote:big d note wrote:fargoblues wrote:The city of Houston, Texas, USA is quite possibly the biggest shithole on the planet.
Actually, I'm thinking it's more like the rear porthole of Texas. But armpit is much nicer.
Worse than Detroit?
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:06 pm
Dude. Detroit sucks, no question. But having been to both, Houston overall is a bigger shithole.
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Re: new random observation thread
by Portland Blues » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:37 pm
fargoblues wrote:Dude. Detroit sucks, no question. But having been to both, Houston overall is a bigger shithole.
We just spent a little time in Bakersfield, CA. It may be a true contender.
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Re: new random observation thread
by joosforjihad » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:38 pm
I couldn't bring myself to vote for either of the assclowns running for senate, so I wrote in Jaroslav Halak.
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:46 pm
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find
a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan
. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into
a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football
And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my
son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady
pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find
a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan
. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into
a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football
And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my
son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady
pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"
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Re: new random observation thread
by Portland Blues » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:24 pm
There are apparently people 40+ years old who have never been to a post office before or learned how to mail a package. And, they were all there in front of me today. I wonder if they all came in on some type of shuttle bus from some alternate world...
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Re: new random observation thread
by cprice12 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:54 pm
Becky "The Queen of Carpet" ... looks disgusting.
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Re: new random observation thread
by fargoblues » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:44 pm
cprice12 wrote:Becky "The Queen of Carpet" ... looks disgusting.
Ask reel whether or not the drapes match, he might know.
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