College kids get blind drunk? Really? That's a HUGE revelation. Come on, just because Schmaltz was drafted into the NHL doesn't mean he's instantly going to rise above the standard craziness of a large percentage of college kids. I remember one time at St. Patricks Day up in Boston being so hammered I don't know how the hell I made it through the night alive. The worst part of that episode was that I actually had a very good drunk memory so I not only remember every detail but also exactly how crappy I felt the next morning in every aspect except being thankful I wasn't dead which I probably should have been. I digress though, college kids drink. Next news story please.
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