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Misc. Blues wrote:If Wayne Gretzky's number #99 was retired by the NHL then why doesn't it hang in the rafters at every NHL building?

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Why can't Blues' goalies stop every puck?
Why is every Blues goal always the goalie's fault?
How can we incorporate the power play dance into more things?
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What is hockey? Is it soccer for Canada and Russia?

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"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"
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So are these supposed to be generic questions, or questions from generic Blues fans?

I guess I qualify as the latter, so: "How is the organization going to compensate the fans if the Blues fail to get to the Cup Finals this year?"
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Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.
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F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.
What? You don't expect Tarasenko to play one 60 minute shift?
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STLADOGG wrote: How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?
I have actually promoted this plan in the past.
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ViPeRx007 wrote: Why don't they just get the biggest, fattest guy in the world and make him the goalie? He wouldn't even have to move.
Again...this is the perfect plan. I mean, come on, it's airtight!!!!
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APOD wrote:"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"
LOL, I'm guilty of the first one all the time.
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F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.
Last year there was a lady that sat a few seats over from my dad and I that would yell "Shoot the puck!" a solid 40-50 times per game. I think it must have been at least somewhat in jest though because it got to the point where she would yell it when we had the puck in our own zone.
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cardsfan04 wrote:
F Keenan wrote:Two years ago I sat in front of a guy who would yell every time Tarasenko would make a line change, either "Quit taking Taraseno out!" Or if he was on the bench,"Put Tarasenko in!" This guy had no concept of line changes.
Last year there was a lady that sat a few seats over from my dad and I that would yell "Shoot the puck!" a solid 40-50 times per game. I think it must have been at least somewhat in jest though because it got to the point where she would yell it when we had the puck in our own zone.
Well that's just obnoxious. It might be funny a couple of times, but after that the "joke" loses steam exponentially.
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cardsfan04 wrote:
APOD wrote:"HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY!!!"

"Why didnt we pull the goalie?"

"Why isn't Fabbri(or insert other non-NHL ready prospect or AHLer) on the roster?"
LOL, I'm guilty of the first one all the time.
Lol I think we all are. That's why I posted it, as hockey educated most of us on here are we still will yell that or the opposite even though in the back of our heads we know why it was a penalty or why the other team didn't get called for that clean hit that we want to believe was a dirty one.

But sometimes that question is a reasonable one to ask.
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I went to a Rags/Senators game back in April and this clueless Rags fan (doesn't that describe them all?) was shouting all game "THAT'S A MAJOR!" for the most basic shit. Every franking lovetap by a Sen on a Rag had to be a major penalty to this freaking guy.
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This isn't a question, but glass slappers need to be eliminated.
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goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote: How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?
I have actually promoted this plan in the past.
Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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TSUCookieMonster wrote:
goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote: How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?
I have actually promoted this plan in the past.
Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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Misc. Blues wrote:
TSUCookieMonster wrote:
goon attack wrote:
STLADOGG wrote: How come no team has put a sumo wrestler in goal before?
I have actually promoted this plan in the past.
Sign Dwayne Johnson, maybe he is the Johnson goalie the prophets were referring to back when we had Brent.
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dmiles2186 wrote:Why can't Blues' goalies stop every puck?...
Okay I literally laughed out loud on that one.

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