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Hi I have a TJ Oshie jersey that I want to get signed, but I dont want to pay 500 dollars for the meet in greet. Any good ideas?

1) Go to a practice
2) ??
3) Profit

You try to get one at the Mills Mall after practice and keep an eye on the Blues web site for players meet and greets. I have yet to pay for an autograph. The Blues are not greedy compared to the Cardinals when it comes to giving out autographs.

What I want to know is how to get Bernie Federko's autograph. I'm assuming it involves a nominal quantity of Busch Light and perhaps the purchase of a cabinet.

Go to one of the bars he frequents, buy him a Pina Colada, then tell him if he signs your jersey he can count on the hottest, most erotic monkey man buttsexhsz of his life.

Then, report back here.

Good luck. soldier.

goon attack wrote:Go to one of the bars he frequents, buy him a Pina Colada, then tell him if he signs your jersey he can count on the hottest, most erotic monkey man buttsexhsz of his life.

Then, report back here.

Good luck. soldier.

Oh, THAT tired old ploy????

Honestly, he always stops in the garage after EVERY game.

It's not hard at all.

Darren Pang wrote:1) Go to a practice
2) ??
3) Profit

good stuff

tOshie74 wrote:Hi I have a TJ Oshie jersey that I want to get signed, but I dont want to pay 500 dollars for the meet in greet. Any good ideas?

Stand in front of him and when he goes to slew foot you, hand him a pen.

(Just kidding)

Ok so what people are saying is that the best way to get it is at the Mills Mall after practice. Where do you stand to try to get the players attention for me to get an autograph? Inside the rink or outside somewhre

tOshie74 wrote:Ok so what people are saying is that the best way to get it is at the Mills Mall after practice. Where do you stand to try to get the players attention for me to get an autograph? Inside the rink or outside somewhre

mills mall. inside the rink. on the ice. during practice. just walk out there and act like you know what you are doing. that usually works.

tOshie74 wrote:Ok so what people are saying is that the best way to get it is at the Mills Mall after practice. Where do you stand to try to get the players attention for me to get an autograph? Inside the rink or outside somewhre

parking lot by their cars is probably the best way


















to get arrested

Oshie lives on 509 Washington in the Delchester Condos. The doormen generally switch shifts around Noon and 8pm. The guy who works Tuesday-Sunday on the 8-12 shift is pretty easily distracted. Once inside the building make your way up to the 5th floor and wait in the utility closet in the east hallway. It's hard to guess when he is going to come home, so you might have to wait there for a while. Bring something to read and comfortable shoes.

If this doesn't work, he drives a silver Lexus RX10. Plates are JK9-981. A standard GM 6 Pin Sidebar Jiggler Pick should get you into the trunk if you double up the 9 wedge and turn counter clockwise.

If you want I can give you a list of restaurants he likes to eat at as well, and what times he generally eats there. If you can manage to get a job as a delivery person for Hunan Garden on Locust Street, thats a pretty easy way to get to him as well. But it only works once or twice and might take a few weeks.

tOshie74 wrote:Ok so what people are saying is that the best way to get it is at the Mills Mall after practice.

Did you NOT see my gay bar idea? Dude, that plan of action ALWAYS works, especially if you're wearing leather.

Just stand in front of his car after a game with your shirt off. He'll understand.

kodos wrote:Oshie lives on 509 Washington in the Delchester Condos. The doormen generally switch shifts around Noon and 8pm. The guy who works Tuesday-Sunday on the 8-12 shift is pretty easily distracted. Once inside the building make your way up to the 5th floor and wait in the utility closet in the east hallway. It's hard to guess when he is going to come home, so you might have to wait there for a while. Bring something to read and comfortable shoes.

If this doesn't work, he drives a silver Lexus RX10. Plates are JK9-981. A standard GM 6 Pin Sidebar Jiggler Pick should get you into the trunk if you double up the 9 wedge and turn counter clockwise.

If you want I can give you a list of restaurants he likes to eat at as well, and what times he generally eats there. If you can manage to get a job as a delivery person for Hunan Garden on Locust Street, thats a pretty easy way to get to him as well. But it only works once or twice and might take a few weeks.

This whole thing made me .

kodos wrote:Oshie lives on 509 Washington in the Delchester Condos. The doormen generally switch shifts around Noon and 8pm. The guy who works Tuesday-Sunday on the 8-12 shift is pretty easily distracted. Once inside the building make your way up to the 5th floor and wait in the utility closet in the east hallway. It's hard to guess when he is going to come home, so you might have to wait there for a while. Bring something to read and comfortable shoes.

If this doesn't work, he drives a silver Lexus RX10. Plates are JK9-981. A standard GM 6 Pin Sidebar Jiggler Pick should get you into the trunk if you double up the 9 wedge and turn counter clockwise.

If you want I can give you a list of restaurants he likes to eat at as well, and what times he generally eats there. If you can manage to get a job as a delivery person for Hunan Garden on Locust Street, thats a pretty easy way to get to him as well. But it only works once or twice and might take a few weeks.

Go away, Tommy.

kodos wrote:Oshie lives on 509 Washington in the Delchester Condos. The doormen generally switch shifts around Noon and 8pm. The guy who works Tuesday-Sunday on the 8-12 shift is pretty easily distracted. Once inside the building make your way up to the 5th floor and wait in the utility closet in the east hallway. It's hard to guess when he is going to come home, so you might have to wait there for a while. Bring something to read and comfortable shoes.

If this doesn't work, he drives a silver Lexus RX10. Plates are JK9-981. A standard GM 6 Pin Sidebar Jiggler Pick should get you into the trunk if you double up the 9 wedge and turn counter clockwise.

If you want I can give you a list of restaurants he likes to eat at as well, and what times he generally eats there. If you can manage to get a job as a delivery person for Hunan Garden on Locust Street, thats a pretty easy way to get to him as well. But it only works once or twice and might take a few weeks.

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