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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:So a couple weeks ago me and STL_JA are trying to knock out a rather vicious hangover and for whatever reason decide on Captain D's as the cure as neither of us have been there in ages and it just sounded good at the moment. I wasn't sure where one was, but quickly googled it and found one rather close to where I live at Delmar and Kingshwy. Anyone who knows the area knows that's not too hot an area, but hitting up a fish and chicken joint is generally a safe venture no matter where you go. So we're finishing up eating and this blatant crackhead comes in, buys a soda, and sits down. He gives us this ridiculously polite greeting, to where we're both suspicious he's about to break in with the "y'all got some change". We're on our way out as Punches is throwing his trash in the trashcan when the crackhead stops him in this loud and shrilly crackhead voice "Hey! Hey man what is that?". Punches just kind of ignores him til he asks again and he finally answers with a reluctant "uhh... a hush puppy". Then the crackhead asks "Can I have that?"
I know it's just a crackhead bumming a free hush puppy but it was the most god damn hilarious thing ever at the time. Didn't even know what the damn food was and was bumming it.
Guppy wrote:Those stories got nothing on my bum story.
I was going into work for the 3rd shift around 10:30 one night. I decided to go in the alley door instead of the front door to my building. I see two people in the doorway but did not know what they were doing until I got closer. Kneeling on his knees was a homeless bum with his pants down banging his homeless chick as she was spread eagle and butt naked. I had nowhere to turn so I kept walking and the guy looks to me, takes a smoke out of his mouth (mid stroke mind you) and says "whats up dude?". I turn my head the other way and try to not laugh. I get to the point where they can't see me anymore and I run around to the front of the building to tell the guys that were getting off their shift not to use the back door.
Gup, YOU WIN. That is perhaps the most hilarious story I have ever heard. Holy shit.Guppy wrote:Those stories got nothing on my bum story.
I was going into work for the 3rd shift around 10:30 one night. I decided to go in the alley door instead of the front door to my building. I see two people in the doorway but did not know what they were doing until I got closer. Kneeling on his knees was a homeless bum with his pants down banging his homeless chick as she was spread eagle and butt naked. I had nowhere to turn so I kept walking and the guy looks to me, takes a smoke out of his mouth (mid stroke mind you) and says "whats up dude?". I turn my head the other way and try to not laugh. I get to the point where they can't see me anymore and I run around to the front of the building to tell the guys that were getting off their shift not to use the back door.
The official van line of child molesters.Mayersfan21 wrote:These stories make me sad that I ever painted the van.
I have a 1984 that used to be tri-tone brown and no BUM or homeless or anyone would approach it.
Not on Grand
Not on Kingshighway
Not Anywhere
They just assumed I was transporting dead bodies or amber alert victims.
It's Gunmetal Grey Metalic Pearl now and looks somewhat respectable. This is the bum repellent you'll need if you want to be left alone:
[img:600:449]http://a14.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima ... cf6e25.jpg[/img]
STL JA wrote:The official van line of child molesters.Mayersfan21 wrote:These stories make me sad that I ever painted the van.
I have a 1984 that used to be tri-tone brown and no BUM or homeless or anyone would approach it.
Not on Grand
Not on Kingshighway
Not Anywhere
They just assumed I was transporting dead bodies or amber alert victims.
It's Gunmetal Grey Metalic Pearl now and looks somewhat respectable. This is the bum repellent you'll need if you want to be left alone:
[img:600:449]http://a14.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima ... cf6e25.jpg[/img]
