What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Totally banking that one for later use.the knob wrote:Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.
A truck, a car hood, and a ski rope make for good sledding too.
Back in the high school days during booze cruising, my buddies and I would break out our tater guns (probably hoosier enough just having them) and shoot signs, mailboxes, etc.
We also took backroad sign stealing to new levels with a portable generator, an air compressor, and air ratchet.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Kind of redundant, isn't it?rebelmusic wrote:Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Does living in Illinois with a 4 wheel drive truck count?
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
Bought ammunition and beer from Wal-Mart in the same trip.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?
big d note wrote:One time I trimmed my beard into a fu manchu and sideburns. I looked like a complete hoosier.
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