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by **goon attack** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:06 am

dark coffee has less caffeine. SMP didn't know that.

by **SmokeMorePot** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:06 am

Cats are for fags

by **Nsane2Bme** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:22 am

It is easier for me to wake up at 4:30 AM to get to work at 6, then it is for me to wake up at 5:30 AM to be at work at 7.

by **the knob** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:08 pm

All you Deadwood fans must be smoking opium or pole.

by **goon attack** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:59 am

I've never smoked a pole nor do I want to.

by **SmokeMorePot** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:54 am

Some people reveal too much information about themselves and in a very akward fashion.

by **Repeal-56a** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:52 am

Women have no sense of humor!

My son(3 years old) says to her "Cat in the Hat, what a fag" and some how I'm in trouble!?

by **SmokeMorePot** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:20 pm

Repeal-56a wrote:Women have no sense of humor!

My son(3 years old) says to her "Cat in the Hat, what a fag" and some how I'm in trouble!?

Bane is a bad influence on children

by **goon attack** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:55 pm

Some people want to smoke pole and feel akward when other people say they don't want to.

by **De-Spirited** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:15 pm

Five for Fighting should be sued for having a misleading name.

Hockey! Fighting! Badass!

Then the music is horrible wussy emo crap...like Elliot Smith sans talent and stab wounds.

by **Nyghtewynd** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:36 pm

I always thought beer was supposed to go skunky after a year or two. But I decided to crack a couple of ambers that I hadn't touched for a year and a half, and they're surprisingly good. Better than they were new, I think.

by **SMS Bleeds Blue** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:01 am

Nyghtewynd wrote:I always thought beer was supposed to go skunky after a year or two. But I decided to crack a couple of ambers that I hadn't touched for a year and a half, and they're surprisingly good. Better than they were new, I think.

If you buy enough of the Bob's 47 to be able to store some for a year, you'll find the same thing. I've got one bottle left from last year's run, and I'm not drinking it until I get my hands on a fresh case.

by **Repeal-56a** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:26 pm

The only thing better than putting 4 regular mento's in a warm bottle of Diet coke, is convincing someone else that 4 regular mento's in diet coke is quite tastey.

The only thing better than convincing someone that 4 mento's in a bottle of diet coke is tastey, is being a safe distance (say 20-30 feet) away when the person adds the mentos....

Thank god for myth busters!

by **Rocketpop** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:40 pm

Repeal-56a wrote:The only thing better than putting 4 regular mento's in a warm bottle of Diet coke, is convincing someone else that 4 regular mento's in diet coke is quite tastey.

The only thing better than convincing someone that 4 mento's in a bottle of diet coke is tastey, is being a safe distance (say 20-30 feet) away when the person adds the mentos....

Thank god for myth busters!

Who was the lucky subject?

by **Repeal-56a** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:43 pm

Shipping Supervisor at work (DB).

by **sanscrit** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:09 am

When someone is trying something new they always say "you are going to be the guinea pig." What the (Frank)? I assume this means that they are attempting to use a metaphor that it is a scientific experiement. But c'mon. Everyone knows that scientists dont use guinea pigs. They use RATS. I guess its alot cuter to say that people are going to be the guinea pig than the rat.

However, if you are a fat italian and someone says that you are going to be the "guinea pig" you need to seek immediate legal counsel.

by **sanscrit** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:03 pm

While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.

by **the knob** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:44 pm

sanscrit wrote:While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.

Wouldn't that technically be late summer or early fall.

by **sanscrit** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:08 pm

the knob wrote:
sanscrit wrote:While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.

Wouldn't that technically be late summer or early fall.

actually it was springtime, BUT THE VICTORS WROTE THE HISTORY BOOKS!!!!11111

[/mel gibson's dad]

by **Rocketpop** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:59 pm

sanscrit wrote:While "smoking a pole" can be used as a euphamism for fellatio, it could also be a term used to describe the springtime activities of the 3rd reich.

I'm embarrassed that it took me a second to understand.

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