goon attack wrote:I've probably eaten taco bell I'd say 300 times in my life.
295 of those times, there has been no problem.
5 of those times, the shit has put me on the toilet in the most debilitating abdominal distress imaginable to the point where I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.
Therefore, I generally stay away from the shit but I will admit, the shit is delicious when you have a craving for it.
I like to get a Nachos Bell Grande, Mexican Pizza and a few tacos, all doused with the Fire sauce.
I douse everything from T-Bell with fire sauce. Only way to do it.
If you live close to one, Del Taco is a much better choice. Try their combo burrito with the green sauce.
BTW Have you noticed the Big Bell Value Menu isn't such a value anymore? for example, a Double Decker Taco was .99, then 1.09, and all of the sudden 1.39.
goon attack wrote:I've probably eaten taco bell I'd say 300 times in my life.
295 of those times, there has been no problem.
5 of those times, the shit has put me on the toilet in the most debilitating abdominal distress imaginable to the point where I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.
Therefore, I generally stay away from the shit but I will admit, the shit is delicious when you have a craving for it.
I like to get a Nachos Bell Grande, Mexican Pizza and a few tacos, all doused with the Fire sauce.
Cut out the fire sauce and you just might extinguish the fire emanating from your ass. Makes sense, no?
Leedog wrote:If you live close to one, Del Taco is a much better choice. Try their combo burrito with the green sauce.
BTW Have you noticed the Big Bell Value Menu isn't such a value anymore? for example, a Double Decker Taco was .99, then 1.09, and all of the sudden 1.39.
Leedog wrote:If you live close to one, Del Taco is a much better choice. Try their combo burrito with the green sauce.
BTW Have you noticed the Big Bell Value Menu isn't such a value anymore? for example, a Double Decker Taco was .99, then 1.09, and all of the sudden 1.39.
I really don't get the love for Del Taco.. I been there twice and it was nothing over mediocre.
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Del Taco's Macho Combo Burrito is the greatest drunk food evar!
I miss the Del Taco days. Of course I was hitting up that joint when it was Naugles. Got into an altercation once in the drive through with some dickhead who hit my car. I tried to pull him out of his car to beat him within an inch of his life but he pulled away.
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goon attack wrote:Del Taco's Macho Combo Burrito is the greatest drunk food evar!
I miss the Del Taco days. Of course I was hitting up that joint when it was Naugles. Got into an altercation once in the drive through with some dickhead who hit my car. I tried to pull him out of his car to beat him within an inch of his life but he pulled away.
I feel this story is embellished to make you look like the maximum tool possible.
Bravo.
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So, when somebody smacks into your car ON PURPOSE, you DON'T pull them out of their car and beat the shit out of them? What do you do, call the police?
Do you drive a Jetta too?
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Does it matter? If anybody hits my car, purposely or not, I'm going to beat the fukk out of them, I don't care if it's an 80 year old woman.
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goon attack wrote:Does it matter? If anybody hits my car, purposely or not, I'm going to beat the fukk out of them, I don't care if it's an 80 year old woman.
You're right.. That's not a tool impression at all.
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STL JA wrote:The only fast food that gives me a guaranteed 15-30 minute blow your brains out shit stint on the toilet is White Castles and Qdoba Mexican Grill.
Ahhhhhhhh
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STL JA wrote:The only fast food that gives me a guaranteed 15-30 minute blow your brains out shit stint on the toilet is White Castles and Qdoba Mexican Grill.
goon attack wrote:I once pounded a mentally challenged 10 year old's face into the pavement when she ran over my foot with her wheelchair.
You should really treat your wife better, Goon.
What's the point? She knows nobody else will marry a 10 year old retard.
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