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"I don't think anyone really watches hockey anymore." - Tiger Woods

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WTF does he know? Golf's a game, hockey is a sport.
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Tiger Woods? That name sounds familiar. Isn't he the guy who's married to Elin Nordegren?

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He's that guy that sells shaving cream on the hockey commercials right?

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He's that guy that only got where he is b/c he's black right?

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Tiger Woods is still the man. He's just jealous because he can't skate.
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All this time I've been saying Tiger Woods is an arrogant, self centered prick and no one ever agreed.
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glen a richter wrote:All this time I've been saying Tiger Woods is an arrogant, self centered prick and no one ever agreed.
Don't you almost have to be to be that freaking good?
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I've been told by people who volunteered when the Open was at Bethpage Black and Shinnecock that he's not quite the nice, caring, open guy that he's made out to be. More like a super prick, kind of like a Lee Trevino type. A great guy on cameras and a real asshole off the cameras.
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OK, since the venom is flowing, time for a racist Tiger Woods joke. Ya know how he got his nickname? His mom was Thai and his dad was a nigger. Thai-ger. Thai-ger. Get it?
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Leedog wrote:OK, since the venom is flowing, time for a racist Tiger Woods joke. Ya know how he got his nickname? His mom was Thai and his dad was a nigger. Thai-ger. Thai-ger. Get it?
That was absolutely tasteless.

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That was really stupid and I hope Curt has the decency to take it out.
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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:That was really stupid and I hope Curt has the decency to take it out.

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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:He's that guy that only got where he is b/c he's black right?

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That was really stupid and I hope Curt has the decency to take it out.
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It is a effin joke for the love of God. Tell me a joke that is funny, yet not consider tasteless or offensive to SOME politically correct jerkoff.
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Whatever.. Grats on making this board look like a bunch of rednecks. :roll:
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It's not like Leedog goes around saying the "N word" and preaching white supremacy. He took an opportunity to zing Tiger for an uncalled for dis of our favorite sport. I laughed and I'm no redneck. Sticks and stones....
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It's funny if it's 4 middle class white guys in a living room playing xbox 360 and drinking beer.. I've been there, and it hurts no one.. but it's a different context when anyone with a computer can wander on.
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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:It's funny if it's 4 middle class white guys in a living room playing xbox 360 and drinking beer.. I've been there, and it hurts no one.. but it's a different context when anyone with a computer can wander on.
That's true.
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Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:Whatever.. Grats on making this board look like a bunch of rednecks. :roll:
My joke doesn't make you look like a redneck. Just like this statement doesn't make me look like a whiny little bitch.
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