So, sitting here at work, I was reading something about the Bible, and it occurred to me that the verse, "the meek shall inherit the earth" wouldn't really work out at all if the Christians are right, and Jesus makes good on his whole deal.
"People of Earth, we need you to donate to those in need."
"No, we don't want to."
"Alright then, sorry for the inconvenience."
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:
Habeus Corpus is for suckaz!
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If you found a bigfoot corpse, wouldn't you want to show the world RIGHT AWAY. Plus, if those guys really are lying why would they risk getting the shit beat out of them?
people who can't appreciate a good old fashioned Bigfoot hoax really piss me off.
And why "Bigfoot?" Why not "Bigass" or "Bigballs?"
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WTF is up with people who build decent-looking brand new homes in north city?
And to top it off they're the only ones in the neighborhood who don't have bars on their doors and windows... Why not just buy a billboard over your home with an arrowing pointing down reading "we have money, please rob us".
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