WESTERN FINALS: SATAN VS. SLIGHTLY LESS BAD SATAN

[Portland Blues]

I love this team.

No Lidstrom, Datsyuk, Ericsson, Draper, Lilja.

Chelios almost scores the game winner. Ozzie is huge with 30 saves and has had a superb playoffs after an abysmal regular season.

Chelios, the traitor, can go kill himself.

That's about the only way he'll go. Old age won't do it.

No shit - isn't he one of the "Original Six" players?

[Ruutu15]

Isn't that Mike North interviewing him in that video? Talk about the best of both worlds .

Yeah, North is pretty bad too.

[Toasted Oates]

No shit - isn't he one of the "Original Six" players?

[WestCoastWingsFan]

I love this team.

No Lidstrom, Datsyuk, Ericsson, Draper, Lilja.

Chelios almost scores the game winner. Ozzie is huge with 30 saves and has had a superb playoffs after an abysmal regular season.

Hells yea!!!! It's like no matter what happens, they're unbeatable!

If the entire team caught the flu and Babcock had to call up every member of the Grand Rapids Griffins, they would still find a way to come out of it with a victory.

[GaBluesFan]

I love this team.

No Lidstrom, Datsyuk, Ericsson, Draper, Lilja.

Chelios almost scores the game winner. Ozzie is huge with 30 saves and has had a superb playoffs after an abysmal regular season.

Hells yea!!!! It's like no matter what happens, they're unbeatable!

If the entire team caught the flu and Babcock had to call up every member of the Grand Rapids Griffins, they would still find a way to come out of it with a victory.

They are about to get spanked. It's time, just go with it.

[WestCoastWingsFan]

So I guess the Pens are gonna learn to play defense all of a sudden?

[WaukeeBlues]

So I guess the Pens are gonna learn to play defense all of a sudden?

I thought your team's defense just lost half of its starters?

And if the Pens can score 5-6 goals a game, defense won't be the issue

[WestCoastWingsFan]

So I guess the Pens are gonna learn to play defense all of a sudden?

I thought your team's defense just lost half of its starters?

And if the Pens can score 5-6 goals a game, defense won't be the issue

Wings have all of their defensive starters for every game of the series. What the hell are you talking about.

5-6 goals a game? Pens are averaging 2, and that's including an empty netter!

[WaukeeBlues]

So I guess the Pens are gonna learn to play defense all of a sudden?

I thought your team's defense just lost half of its starters?

And if the Pens can score 5-6 goals a game, defense won't be the issue

Wings have all of their defensive starters for every game of the series. What the hell are you talking about.

5-6 goals a game? Pens are averaging 2, and that's including an empty netter!

Now they do. May 28th, when I originally wrote that, they didn't

did you not see the " " at the end of that sentence? No sh*t I wouldn't expect the Pens to score 5-6 a game, I was just jokingly saying that if they hypothetically DID, then defense wouldn't matter. Lighten up.

And last I checked it's a tied series there chiefy.

[WestCoastWingsFan]

The Wings had all their defensive starters on May 28th as well.

The Pens still haven't been able to play D, which is why they've given up 11 goals in 3 games at the Joe.

[Nyghtewynd]

As long as someone ends up with a year-long injury for the Flying Tires in game 7, the series is a success.

[Hullie]

I missed this here:

While teammates played Game 4 against Chicago, Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom was undergoing surgery after getting speared in the testicles by Patrick Sharp in Game 3.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090613/S ... 438/?imw=Y

[deadphish]

I missed this here:

While teammates played Game 4 against Chicago, Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom was undergoing surgery after getting speared in the testicles by Patrick Sharp in Game 3.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090613/S ... 438/?imw=Y

Wait, a Wing-Ding player actually possesses male genitalia?

At any rate, his balls were no where to be found last night.

[GaBluesFan]

This place is d-e-a-d.

TIME TO GET PUMPED UP! IT'S ONLY 4 1/2 HOURS TIL GAME TIME. YOU GUYS GET TO WATCH THE TWO TEAMS YOU HATE MOST BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP AND A SHOT AT LORD STANLEY'S CUP!! GET EXCITED!!!

For this post alone I am excited as all FUK that your boys took a pissing dive and tanked in game 7 to watch the bitches from PA lift the cup in your house. Chew it up bitches...enjoy it...hope it tastes great...

[Toasted Oates]

I missed this here:

While teammates played Game 4 against Chicago, Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom was undergoing surgery after getting speared in the testicles by Patrick Sharp in Game 3.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090613/S ... 438/?imw=Y

Yeah, I just read that.

All unadulterated Wings hate aside, this guy had surgery on his balls and played in a playoff hockey game soon after. That's rugged as hell. Sadly, ESPN is more concerned about Roy Halladay pulling his groin and possibly missing a start.

[WaukeeBlues]

I missed this here:

While teammates played Game 4 against Chicago, Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom was undergoing surgery after getting speared in the testicles by Patrick Sharp in Game 3.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090613/S ... 438/?imw=Y

Yeah, I just read that.

All unadulterated Wings hate aside, this guy had surgery on his balls and played in a playoff hockey game soon after. That's rugged as hell. Sadly, ESPN is more concerned about Roy Halladay pulling his groin and possibly missing a start.

Don't forget the game by game analysis of Kobe Bryant's performance since the beginning of the NBA playoffs.