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The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Bernie Federko » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:16 pm

So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.

Your pal,

Bernie
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby kodos » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Cabinets? Floors?


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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby hugedeal » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm

Bernadette.

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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Bernie Federko » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:37 pm

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby WaukeeBlues » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:37 pm

Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.

Your pal,

Bernie


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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby philco_3 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:13 pm

No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Philo » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:31 pm

philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.





That's John Kelly that says that.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby section319 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:39 pm

Philo wrote:
philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.





That's John Kelly that says that.



That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby philco_3 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

section319 wrote:
Philo wrote:
philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to hear "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.





That's John Kelly that says that.



That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.


Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

BTW Bernie get off that bridge, don't be a drama queen.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Portland Blues » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:02 pm

You can finally pick up that swing shift over at Dirt Cheap.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby BF44 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:19 pm

hugedeal wrote:Bernadette.

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Amen, bro.....
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby #1ELPBluzFan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:48 pm

You guys are way too tough on Bernie...he's going to fit in well with his new role, and you won't have to listen to him nearly as often....

Win/Win the way I see it!

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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Guppy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:48 am

You still got a job unlike some people
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby philco_3 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 am

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It's that simple?
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby stlbluz » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:06 pm

Guppy wrote:You still got a job unlike some people


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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby rebelmusic » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:31 pm

Stop being a bitch and get the job done. I recommend auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby theohall » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:53 am

Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.

Your pal,

Bernie


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Re: The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread

Postby Bernie Federko » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:03 am

That was part of the negotiation. I came off the bridge if they would give me just one more chance.
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