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Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby strocklen083 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:26 pm

The broadcast is already 1000% better with a competent color analyst. Now if we could find a way to limit Bernie's involvement, it'd be that much better!
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby tsblue » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:26 pm

Agreed 1000%...no more listening to nonsensical verbiage from Bernie. Next is Hrabosky, who is much worse.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby stlbluz » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:31 pm

Yet I'm still hearing him talk, not to mention having to see his commercial during the breaks. :?
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby KC Express » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:37 pm

stlbluz wrote:Yet I'm still hearing him talk, not to mention having to see his commercial during the breaks. :?


Yes, but on granite he makes perfect sense. Who doesn't want quality AND value?!
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby Bernie Federko » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:52 pm

(Frank) YOU ALL!!!

Eat my ass, assholes!
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby stlbluz » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:52 pm

KC Express wrote:
stlbluz wrote:Yet I'm still hearing him talk, not to mention having to see his commercial during the breaks. :?


Yes, but on granite he makes perfect sense. Who doesn't want quality AND value?!


I dunno. Bill Mays is doing a better job at selling me on the 'Fix It Pen' & he's dead!
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby ViPeRx007 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:36 pm

Bernie Federko wrote:(Frank) YOU ALL!!!

Eat my ass, assholes!


Shouldn't you been down at ice level making comments about how great of an angle you have to see shots?
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby drwoland » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:41 am

Bernie Federko wrote:(Frank) YOU ALL!!!

Eat my ass, assholes!


My life would be so much better if one day I found out that this actually was Bernie. God. I would probably just kill myself right then, go out on top.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby Saskatkachuk » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:55 am

Holy jumpin'! I'd take Bernie over Pang. At least Bernie's a Blue dammit, and since getting Centre Ice he's pretty much raised me over the last couple of years. Sure I dress funny and people make fun of my hair and hygiene but I'm improving. Pang might work out okay if he hits puberty, but holy jumpin' he's annoying. I'll take Bernie's great angles of the play over Pang's fawning over Kovalchuk's world class shot. Did you know it was a world class shot? He repeated it a few times just in case. Really what is the point of colour commentators or play-by-play guys for that matter, fire them all and invest in a few more microphones around ice level. We can see for ourselves what happened.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby Jackman_the_Iceman » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:44 am

stlbluz wrote:I dunno. Bill Mays is doing a better job at selling me on the 'Fix It Pen' & he's dead!

Yes, Bill Mays is like the Tupac of TV commerce.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby TSUCookieMonster » Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:31 am

Bernie Federko wrote:(Frank) YOU ALL!!!

Eat my ass, assholes!


(Frank) you Bernie! Stop putting yourself before the betterment of the organization... besides, don't you still get free tickets and a great view from ice level?

Edit: Also, how's Ken Wilson?
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby stlbluz » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:28 am

Jackman_the_Iceman wrote:
stlbluz wrote:I dunno. Bill Mays is doing a better job at selling me on the 'Fix It Pen' & he's dead!

Yes, Bill Mays is like the Tupac of TV commerce.


He'll be coming out & pitching a new product for the next 10 years.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby stlbluz » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:31 am

TSUCookieMonster wrote:
Bernie Federko wrote:(Frank) YOU ALL!!!

Eat my ass, assholes!


(Frank) you Bernie! Stop putting yourself before the betterment of the organization... besides, don't you still get free tickets and a great view from ice level?

Edit: Also, how's Ken Wilson?


No sh!t Bernie, you've already had your mic taken & your statue moved outside, your tickets are next.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby ksbluesfan » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:50 am

Pang is going out of his way to make Bernie an important part of the broadcast.

Pang: "That goal was a dagger in the heart of Blues fans. Bernie, what did you see from your angle?"

Federko: "That goal was a dagger in the heart."
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby kodos » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:01 pm

I could sense a little subtle hostility from all of them, and it was pretty comical.

"How's the view from down there, Bernie???"
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby section319 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:18 pm

This thread blows, picking a hawk over a Blues great, dsigraceful.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby theohall » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:30 pm

While it's nice Panger is in the booth, does he have to end every other one of his sentences with "What did you see down there, Bernie" Wasn't the point to not have Bernie talking as much? I can't tell the difference from last season.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby xbleed83bluex » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:36 pm

Bernie's not that bad you guys. You're over-exaggerating. During the game tonight, for example, he was pretty good and had some funny jokes. Give him some credit.

Sidenote: Bernie talks almost just as much as last season. I really can't tell a difference. Now you have 3 guys commentating instead of 2 - what a waste of a salary.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby theohall » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:15 am

xbleed83bluex wrote:Bernie's not that bad you guys. You're over-exaggerating. During the game tonight, for example, he was pretty good and had some funny jokes. Give him some credit.

Sidenote: Bernie talks almost just as much as last season. I really can't tell a difference. Now you have 3 guys commentating instead of 2 - what a waste of a salary.


Just wait until all the Johnsons are on the ice and you get to hear 3 commentators repeating it ad nauseam.

And, yes, Bernie is that bad when he essentially repeats whatever Panger says half the time. Bernie was an excellent hockey player. He's a bad commentator.
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Re: Darren Pang is a dream come true!

Postby section319 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:41 am

After I got home from the game last night, I ended up rewatching it on DVR. And I picked up on just how horrible the announcing is more so than ever before and is it me or is there just absolutely no play-by-play what so ever, it is tv you don't need to be on it like on the radio but it was pretty non-existent and when Kelly does get around to do it, he is absolutely horrid.
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