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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby the knob » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:45 pm

Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby SteveO » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:04 am

the knob wrote:Starting a bonfire with gasoline and Roman candles. Pretty amusing watching the shots ricochet off the brush pile and into the cedars behind it, but then we were a bit inebriated.


Totally banking that one for later use.

A truck, a car hood, and a ski rope make for good sledding too.

Back in the high school days during booze cruising, my buddies and I would break out our tater guns (probably hoosier enough just having them) and shoot signs, mailboxes, etc.

We also took backroad sign stealing to new levels with a portable generator, an air compressor, and air ratchet.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby rebelmusic » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:06 pm

Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby fargoblues » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:07 pm

rebelmusic wrote:Having sex with my sister whilst beating my wife.

Kind of redundant, isn't it?
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby philco_3 » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:47 pm

Does living in Illinois with a 4 wheel drive truck count?
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby Philo » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:45 pm

posted on this forum.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby WaukeeBlues » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:32 am

Bought ammunition and beer from Wal-Mart in the same trip.
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Re: What's the most redneck thing you've ever done?

Postby goon attack » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:09 pm

big d note wrote:One time I trimmed my beard into a fu manchu and sideburns. I looked like a complete hoosier.

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