What's the most high-class redneck thing you've ever done

by **the knob** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:36 am

Kegstands with Guinness!

by **Leedog** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:29 pm

Responding to this question.

by **kodos** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:55 pm

Wrestling in Grey Poupon.

by **the knob** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:44 am

kodos wrote:Wrestling in Grey Poupon.

Was that in your Rolls Royce while it was up on cinder blocks?

by **WaukeeBlues** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 pm

Had too much whiskey at a formal dinner.

by **DaDitka** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:52 pm

Asked my father for his blessing before proposing to my sister.

by **Leedog** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:53 pm

Asked my dad to get off me because he was crushing my cigarettes, when I was 8.

by **dmiles2186** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:38 am

I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.

by **DaDitka** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:48 am

dmiles2186 wrote:and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.

Themselves of course.

by **Portland Blues** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:44 pm

Ordered from the McDonald's dollar menu while we were in Palm Springs (for work).

by **philco_3** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:02 pm

Raising my pinkie while drinking PBR.

by **Portland Blues** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:08 pm

Wore a half-shirt at my wedding.

by **glen a richter** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:13 pm

dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.

At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.

by **fargoblues** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:02 pm

glen a richter wrote:
dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.

At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.

I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.

by **ViPeRx007** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:11 pm

fargoblues wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
dmiles2186 wrote:I hit a deer with my F250 while out mudding in the river bottoms. I put the deer out of it's misery and tied it up to my truck. Took it back home and smoked the deer meet, and ate it with a nice chianti and some fava beans while listening to Chopin and discussing whatever rich, important people discuss.

At least you put it out of its misery. Reel would have continued to shoot it in its leg repeatedly while it bled and made whatever noise a deer makes when it's in pain.

I would imagine that this sounds a lot like Jim Hayes.

That's just insulting. A deer would never sound like such a tooly douche.

by **dmiles2186** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:34 am

I just purchased gold plated, diamond encrusted Bull's Balls to hang off the hitch of my Ford F250.

by **goon attack** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:11 pm

I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.

by **philco_3** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:16 pm

goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.

Thats classy. :okman:

by **stlbluz** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:22 am

goon attack wrote:I once rammed this broad doggy style with my hands on her ass with my pinkies out.

Did she squeal like a pig?

by **Winning Unlimited** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:37 pm

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